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- ewo
I received this email today.
If I could form a "WTF" using only my eyebrows.--------------------------------...
You chew on other people's fingernails.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from ti
"Why am I here?"
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will be able to mirror all the ste.
Candidate brought large dog to interview.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the in
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
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- BonSeff0
i get those too. i swear wendell is behind em.
- ********0
this is a phenomenom.... could be a vague attempt at mind control...
- robotron3k0
yup, i'm thinking wendell too...