talk like a
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- swollenelbow
doesn't you eva wish you's could talk like a jamaican rasta, like "bo bo bo bo, git me ma daym red strip, i'm about to roll dis spliff"
now that would be cool?
- jox0
yah mon
- -leah-0
jah dammit!
- ********0
I saw a jamaican dude walking da streets with a can of stella between two slices of bread, and i were like "wa da fock? where u get dat rude bwoy?" and he gissit "ya see dat shop over there mon? I go in there and ask for a bee-acon sandwhich!"
ya get me? Beer-can sandwhich/Bacon Sandwhhich!!!
hahahahahahahahhaha
- rasko40
not really, probably look a bit of a cock seeing as I'm white with no dreads, doesn't seem to stop the chavs on the estates from trying though.
- rasko40
as I was reading that I was actually thinking what a good idea that was, the bread would stop your ickle fingers getting cold, probably be better with a wholemeal loaf.
- swollenelbow0
hahah kuz, you funny rasssmon. lol
- iDp0
haha I was driving from LA last weekend and there was a radio commercial with these jamaicans talking. From Barstow to Baker I was trying to speak like them.
- chossy0
everytin irie kiss my teet, like that ?
- Gorbie0
law da mer ceeee
- rasko40
thanks to this thread i now have the tune 'walk like an egyptian' stuck in my head, thanks for that, more often than not.
- chossy0
suzanna hoffs = all the sexy
- mr_snuggles0
Walk like a champion, talk like a champion...
Boombaclot, toatyfish, REWIND!
Come now, my selecta!
That's about all I know or understand.
- brandelec0
a fuu of tropeecal fruit sensaa- ation
- -_MU_-0
Rasko, you have to deal with Chavs too?!?! Damn those crazy monkeyf***ers be everywhere! Check this out:
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
- Gorbie0
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. hands down...
- ricstultz0
Please define Chav for us americans...
- Gorbie0
a "chav" is somewhat a whitetrash thug here in america.
hona with a huge unecessary spoiler, primer paint. knock-off brand-name clothing, smokes newports or black & milds, owns and/or breeds pitbulls, talks like a total jackass. listens to r&b and radio rap.
etc.
- ********0
whoem sayeeeeeeeen Ey cannout maaaaaaaaaan!
- chocodog0
jah mon ... i'm actually putting dreads in wifes hair right now. they're lookin good so far.