Intense Interview
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- mrming0
In the interview for my current job I just said 'Don't give the job to anyone else because I want it.' That seemed to work.
- mrdobolina0
hey carver, how you been?
If I mention "The Teacher" will he be summoned as well?
- TheTeacher0
Be careful who you call upon Dobalina, I may be out of sight, but you are not out of my mind, and when you are in my mind, you can never be safe, you know that, dont you my child?
- mrdobolina0
yes, I know...
thank you sir.
- smellvetica0
good luck.
- carver0
haha that teacher bloke...i bet he uses talcum powder on his arse. listen to the way he talks, he's a like fuckin' gay in a bookshop! a gay bookshop at that! daft eh?
- mrdobolina0
quite daft, what have you been up to carver?
- ********0
Do I recall a time carver didn't act the twat?
- chossy0
when I have been in really intense situations I have always had a glass of water and when I feel like it's getting too much I will take a drink of water and it always works a treat it completely changes the situation :) just a simple thing to take yourself away from it for a second.
- carver0
well mr.dobby,(hahaha, sounds like an ice cream van, but selling shite on a stick!)
dobbs mate, i just been working in a pub, for the Brewery and studying for E103 forms in the Licensee and Bursers trade. what else, playing golf, and taking photos of my new bird, she was an ex-polish beauty queen and did a bit of gymnastics in her day, so she's still pretty supple if you know what i mean? i publish the pics in some mags in poland and czecho, no bad money likes. and i'm just waiting on some URL's of the stuff i sent last month! so, yeah, busy! daft eh?
- flashhgordon0
I had some experience with this.
Call the secretary and ask her/him what those 4 people like at the company. This way you have a some insight of the people you are confronted with tomorrow.
Worked for me....
Good luck.
- radar0
Great advise by Vespa - turning the questions around on the person is a great touch - I work closely with HR and that is a ringer.
Also carefully plot a list of strengths and weaknesses - that ? always comes up "What would you say are your strengths and weaknesses?"
- carver0
aye, that's a fair point there radar kid. returning the questions is great ,you know if some cunt says, 'so what do you see youself doing in three years time?" then you say to the bugger, "eh, what do YOU see youself doing in three years time?"- do that or 6 questions, they'll find out whose got the steer!works every time. it's personality that counts at the end of the day, they'll remember the bloke that winks at the secretary's,looks at the arse an that, asks the boss's about shagging young burds and sharing drug and cock stories in the fucking bogs with the creatives. daft eh?
- pascii0
good luck dita! vespas input's great
- gruntt0
I was interviewing a prospective employee a few months ago. The guy was visably nervous. I asked him to have a seat. I stared at his resume for 2-3 minutes without speaking and then my 1st question was "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be."... He instantly broke into a sweat. I laughed and told him not answer the question. Blah, Blah, Blah... he didn't get hired.
yeah, it was mean but it was fun.
- ********0
look
1. Relax, even if you don't get it, it's not the end of the world
2. Be very confident
3. Tell them you WANT the job
4. Answer every question as much as you can but if you don't know the answer it's ok to say, I'm not prepared to answer that question right now
5. Good luck ;)
- flashhgordon0
hahaha priceless gruntt!
- ********0
gruntt you bastard, lol
- gruntt0
lol, I didn't plan on doing it - it was just a spur of the moment thing. It's so funny to have someone be nervous to meet with ME.
=)
- Kernit0
see i would have said a rowntree of the fruit pastille variety.
would i have got the job? huh?huh?