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Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
- buddylee0
Aren't you a foreigner or non-American?
- jevad0
and that matters because....?
- buddylee0
nothing...but why do you have to hate on something that has nothing to do with you???
I know it's cool and all, but why waste your time.
- jevad0
why do you conclude that this has nothing to do with me? My wife is american - I fucking live here mate. And to be perfectly honest - the fate of the world as we know it rests on the Nov. election.
I'm interested in politics - I hate injustice, and I have every right to be concenrned with what I consider to be the most FUCKED UP presidency in recent memory.
ok?
- buddylee0
so, are you a registered voter?
- jevad0
No I'm not. I cannot register to vote for another 3 years.
But I am a registered member and volunteer at johnkerry.com. I take part in online campaigns and I go to kerry meetings here in Denver.
- unfittoprint0
nothing...but why do you have to hate on something that has nothing to do with you???
buddylee
(aug 17 04, 10:53)u mean Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Guatemala, El Salvador, Panama, Iraq, Somalia, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, etc...?
- Point50
That was great. I'm still in shock that Clarence Thomas actually has one minute worth of names on that list...
- buddylee0
Good for you...why to be so American. Best of luck
Jesus loves you
- unfittoprint0
Jesus never existed .
- Mimio0
Sounds like Jevad is more involved and has more at stake than the majority of American voters.
Sad but true.
- buddylee0
I'd like to know how Bush being president has affected Jevad in his personal like.
- Tara0
dude, relax. he was just being humorous. he doesn't need to prove to you how bush has affected him. bush has affected a lot of people in this world.
and he wasn't hating it was just a joke.
- xaoscontrol0
We've got an office pool going over here:
how many posts before this thread is deleted?
What I find funny is that the purpose of this post was PURELY to get a rise out of the bush supporters.
- johndiggity0
george bush sent me a check for $330 dollars. no other president ever gave me money. if you are such a kerry supporter, why don't you actually support him instead of denegrating his opponent? and i hate to say it, the fate of the world does not rest on this election. chill the fuck out.
- jevad0
im done with this thread - you're being an arrogant prick
- meok0
Your 330$ check contributed to the biggest deficit in history. I hope you spent it wisely.
- johndiggity0
why? because we agree to disagree?
- BonSeff0
johndiggity, our 300 dollar checks were financed through chinese bank notes.
yeefuckinghaw