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- aliendn
What if clients had their own portal and all they did was bitch about Designers they had to work with?
Imagine all the powerpoint crit posts.
- zombiewoof0
*wiping the tortalini stain off of his cheap marketing director tie, he rants...
"what the hell are these designers thinking, I mean, didn't they hear me explicitly say comic sans is hot! It pops, pow! honey get me those dope smoking freaks down hear, pronto"
- -leah-0
yah and what if we lived in the ocean instead of land?
- brandelec0
if we lived in the ocean, i'd be a dolphin so all the ladies will pet me ;)
- -leah-0
why not be a merman so all the ladies would PET you?
yah, i dont get it either
- grayhood0
what if we ate poo and shat food.
- vwsung18t0
we would be used to it and wouldn't think it was weird and disgusting
- nick0
i'd eat your ass all day grayhood.
mark my words, one of these days im going to bring back comic sans and make it dope as fuck.
- grayhood0
yes, but it would be funny to always eat brown smelly stuff and then be surprised every time you crap it out and sometimes its a hot dog and sometimes its a cherry pie.
- Fucko0
that would fuckin rule. I would read that shit all day. help me make better designs... or rather, sell them to the client better.
- Fucko0
I would shit chocolate donette gems and chocolate milk. fuck yeah.
- Fucko0
what if you was fuckin a preganant lady and the fetus gave you head? that'd be crazy.
- -leah-0
what if you was fuckin a preganant lady and the fetus gave you head? that'd be crazy.
Fucko
(aug 12 04, 14:26)wha a um oh uh yah ok um.... what?
- TResudek0
The site would be easy to design. It would just be one HUGE logo with 50 colors and would be absolutely vacant of whitespace.
TR
- JazX0
hahaha that reminds me of my Nt Matrix