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- spifflink
How are you guys today?
- mg330
You better be from Texas...
- spifflink0
close--utah
- mg330
Because usually you get lassoed if you use that word and are not from Texas. I think.
- JazX0
pilgrim
- -leah-0
yeee haw, i am doing just splendorific!
- tny0
Rowdy!
- brandelec0
anybody wanna hear my cowboy joke? no?! okay, her it goes...
3 cowboys are sitting around a campfire and talk about which one of them is the meanest motherfucker in the valley...
first cowboy says, 'yesterday, a bull got loose and gored six men, i wrestled that bull down with my bare hands!'
second cowboy says, 'that ain't nothing, this morning, a 15-foot rattle-snake slipped outta a rock beneath me and I grabbed it with my barehands, bit its head off and sucked the poison out of it!'
third cowboy sits there without saying a word.... stirring the coals with his penis
- tny0
they call him "ironwood"
- Mal0
I'm as happy as a bastard on fathers day.