Funny soldier antics
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- mcLeod
does anyone know that site has a list of the crazy-ass antics a soldier was doing while in the army. it was completely of the wall stuff and it had a list of things this soldier was no longer allowed to do.
im pretty sure this link was posted on NT at some point but it was a while ago an di didnt bookmark it.
any help?
- k0na_an0k0
did he poo in his helmet then wear it? i did that once.
i also ate insulation... a few hours ago... my stomach is all itchy. it wasn't cotton candy like that man said.
haha. rb quote.
- mcLeod0
i wouldnt be surprised if he did, but i dont remember.
please dont let this post get out of hand. i rellay want to find that link!
- brandelec0
i like this commercial...
- k0na_an0k0
AEY AEY CAPITAIN!
*salutes with cock hanging out
- ********0
Gomer Pyle - http://www.timvp.com/gomer.html
- brandelec0
wasn't gomer pyle the marine that shot the drill sergeant and himself in full metal jacket?
- tim5250
Leonard(pyle). I am in a world of shit!
- mcLeod0
you all are no help at all
choke yourselves
- hellraising0
haha
- ********0
yeah brandalec, but the name comes from a TV show from the 60's called the same. funny, generation gaps here. ;)
- brandelec0
that is interesting... i felt sorry for that dude when he was trying to the chin ups, and the seargent was like 'u've got to be shitting me pyle, you can't even do one chin up!'
- ********0
nope that's what you get, a good hard ass kicking. ;)
- mcLeod0
ok. so can anyone else help on this?
- k0na_an0k0
prolly not. we're having too much fun reminiscing.
- mcLeod0
always thinking of yourselves
"5'9"?! i didnt know they stacked sh*t that high"
- ********0
i know what you mean, but can;t rmember the life of me what the site was.
HOw's that for helpfull?
- ********0
"Get the fuck down off of my obstacle"
Ha hahaha
- k0na_an0k0
"I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!"
still gets me rolling.... god that was a funny movie! hahaha... wait...
- ********0
"You climb obstacles like old people fuck"
Mwa ha
"Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
Thats all.
- ********0
"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
classic