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- k0na_an0k
http://www.devirginizemarc.com/h…
there. now don't you feel much better now fellas. hahaha.
- Nac0
When I first met Marc, I was like, yuck, he only eats meat. But when he pulled out that bag of Atkins chips, I was like... I want him! But he told me he could never have sex with someone who only liked him for his junk food.
-- Carrie B., Duluth MN.... so ya..
- brandelec0
holy shit k0na that is the funniest shit i've read in the internet in months!!
'want my virginity' bwahahahaha
- Bluejam0
great! another bloody virgin learns how to design a web page.
- rasko40
how can he have 'passionate love-making' as one of his interests?
I guess that means porn?
- Nac0
ya i think he meant - "passionate self pleasuring', either that or he deflowered his zip drive
- gruntt0
i think it might be his choice in wallpaper that is keeping him from getting laid.
Either that or - Everything Else about him.
- dablammit0
He's had some pretty amazing accomplishments thus far in his life. I think he is worth it.
I hope he thinks I am worth it.
Just Kidding, I don't swing that way.
- JazX0
tatataahhahahahahhahahhahha man I lost my virginity at 12. lol
- JamesEngage0
And they were all great girls. Maybe I'm meant to come upon one of them again, and maybe it'll work the second time around.
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha jazX, i hope you're kidding though..... 12?!?
- brandelec0
*flexes arms
oh yeah, well i've been fucking since i was 10!
fucking around!
- mg330
Speaking of Zip Drives, I bet this virgin guy would buy those zip drives and discs being offered on here.
Anyone who sandwiches SQL as an interest between philosophy and christmas lights, hell yah, they'll buy zips.
- -leah-0
omg haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!
this guy is SO not a virgin...he is just hoping that some girl will fall for it and then sleep with him! he would be like "i really think you are the one, i want to lose it to you" and then bam! another one on the bed post.
- MrDinky0
good scam...
i wanna try..
" hi i am Dinky. I am still a big V. I am waiting for someone special. But would like to see you naked so i can see if you are the ONE. Please send me your nude pics and I will contact for some personal interviews. They dont call me Mr dinky for nothing. Yet I want my snake to be watered in a special pond. Hope to hear from you. Your Love Dinky"