Office Dares
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- studio1108
ONE-POINT DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINT DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob"
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".(Extra points if it is a male, even more if he is your boss)
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee , move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
- ********0
*get fired
- GreedoLives0
20) waste all day on NT and see if anyone notices.
- tny0
21) start giggling and snickering at desk, keep it up for duration of thread
- k0na_an0k0
dude, those rocked.
i actually did page myself once. someone said it a while ago and i did it just for laughs. i was really bored. only the people around me laughed. the company is so big not everyone knows me. but i did it twice in a row. funny.
- shutdown0
Ask the person to the next of you if you have any bogies up your nose and tilt your headback so they get a good eyeful
- nosaj0
Get into a water drinking contest with someone who takes the bus home.
- gruntt0
announce on the intercom that everyone is take 15 minutes of silence in memory of Ronald Regan. Even funnier if not in the U.S.
- mg330
Copied from archinect?
- gruntt0
yell "NOW!" over the intercom.
- gruntt0
fart loudly, look at the person close to you and say "your it."
- ********0
hmm
if i did that, no one would think that there is somerthing wrong..
- -sputnik-0
crazy glue receivers to phones.
subtle yet annoying, and a one-way ticket to the pink slip.
- shutdown0
i don't know if it's a dare but someone leaves the biggest skid marks down the back of the blokes toilet here
dirty buggar!
- mike_g0
Put out a bowl of Sorbitol candies and watch your co-workers go to town, (they look like jellybeans, but when large amounts are consumed they are a highly potent laxative)
* Make sure it's the end of the day 'cause you will not want to use the washroom after one of the "victims"
- MLPROJECT0
i'm on a roll!
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob"
(since i work with 5 bobs)
- brandelec0
I just double-barreled my boss, 'i like your style'
- mg330
Do a "Leave It"
You know, where you sit so far forward on the toilet that your sick ooze has no option but to become stuck and solidified to the porcelin that is above the water line.
- mg330
Go Number 2 in a newspaper and fold it up, leave it in the stall for the next reader.
Or,
Use the wall stand-up urinal for #1 and go with your pants pulled down to your shoes. Slowly rub your thigh with the tips of your fingers and smile, just slightly...
- Jams0
mg33 makes himself the resident poop smith :)