Friday Jokes
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Please pass some on.
I've not heard a good joke for ages. The sicker the better.
- MX_OnD0
duck walks into a bar with a big smile
BARMAN: How are you today?
DUCK: ah you know, in and out of puddlesAnother Duck walks in with a big smile
BARMAN: How are you today?
DUCK: ah you know, in and out of puddlesYet another Duck walks in with a big smile
BARMAN: How are you today?
DUCK: ah you know, in and out of puddlesNow a duck walks in with a really sad face.
BARMAN: what's wrong with you?
DUCK: I'm puddles
- Jnr_Madison0
What's funnier than a dead puppy?
A dead puppy in a clown suit.
- MX_OnD0
how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
- MX_OnD0
Paddy buys a bath but takes it back the next day saying
"The f**king water keeps running out."
The manager says " did you buy a plug?"
Paddy says "ya sly fecker!! ya never said it was electric !"
- Chickenhands0
This ia one to try on someone with a serious sense of humour:
Go up to person (it's better if they're sitting down), lean over them and ask - 'have you headr the one about the Gestapo officer?'
When they reply 'No', slap them across their face and shout 'LIAR'
Works best on people with placid temperament.
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- Jnr_Madison0
lol