So Gross!
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- k0na_an0k
So two gross things happened to me yesterday.
First on my way home from work some guy in the car behind me was going nuts digging for gold in his nose... for like 2 minutes, then, no friggin shit, he pulls his finger out and... yup... eats it. I almost threw up. I was yelling in my rearview mirror 'NO NO YOU SICK F*CK... DON'T EAT IT NOOOOOOO'
So that was sick. Then the icing in the cake. Late last night I was at a local bar I frequent. I walk into the bathroom and a guy who works there is mopping up the floor. Now the bathroom only has a toilet and two stalls, with a sink so it's pretty small. As I start to wiz this smell overcomes me... shat. The guy starts talking to himself, or me, about how someone shat in the potty, clogged it, and flushed it till it overflowed onto the floor. As I look down I'm standing in a bit of the water... bad enough. So I'm trying to hurry up and finish so I can get the hell out of there. As he's mopping he goes to clean up the stall next to me, as he pulls the mop head back to him the mob brushes wip around and mop right across my left shoe. Yup... a shat filled mop over my shoe. So I walk out and tell my girl we have to go and as we're walking out I explain what happened. No friggin way I was stepping into my car with my shoes covered in that crap so I took off a perfectly good pair of Kenneth Coles and left them ruined in the parking lot. No 'oops' no 'oh man... sorry' nothing. Just mopped right over them like nothing was wrong.
So that was pretty sick. Top that and make me feel better about throwing out a pair of nice shoes.
- mrdobolina0
dude, you should have thrown the shoes in the trunk, I never realized you were so metro, kona ;)
- MLPROJECT0
oh no! not the kenneth coles!
- puter0
dude-
a wet rag or napkins from the bar could have solved things. Or even a cup of water, puddle, hose, whatever. Yeah- other people's shit sucks but come on- there was no need to throw the shoes out. Be a man!
- dablammit0
You're crazy, kona.
Life is full of shit and boogies.
Get used to it.
- Dublao70
Had a party last night, my own toilet overflowed. Water all over the place. On top of that there were like 15 girls that came over, making me looking like.....well like shit water.
- k0na_an0k0
The boogies thing was fine.
The shoes were not. I could smell them as I walked out of the bar.
I worked until I was 16 on a farm so that doesn't really bother me, but I know from experience that you cant' get that smell out. Kinda like when your friend pukes in the back seat. You always smell it.
- canuck0
could have been worse, he could have been mopping and splashed your face or some other body part with the shitey mop water.
- BonSeff0
i was at a sports bar once and in the mens room they had a troft style urinal. and instead of wasting water they filled it up with ice. so me and a few fellas are pissin away and this one dude accidentally drops some change in it. and sure enough starts poking aroung the ice for his quarters. we were all:
aaaahhhhhhhh half grossed out and laughing our asses off.
that was pretty burly
- gruntt0
a friend of mine told me a story about taking an "emergency crap" at a highway rest stop. He was all alone in the restroom. He went to flush the toliet and nothing happened. He tried again and the water started rising. At this time someone went into the stall next to him to change clothes. They were down to their white socks when my friend gave it one more try. It started to overflow and my friend yelled "LOOK OUT" and ran out.
Kona - at least you were wearing shoes.
- algorithm0
oh yeah, how about amatuer footage of an individual shaving , brushing his teeth and washing hair with his own shiat. He's pretty much a local legend in these parts and why I have no idea.
- mg330
Imagine my surprise to get to the end of the story and see that name, kona at the bottom. :D
That's a crazy story. You shouldn't have thrown out the shoes though. Should have put them in a plastic bag and taken them to get cleaned. Must have been at least $100 shoes, right? In good shape?
As for topping that story, one of my friends had to clean MY puke out of HIS eyes once...
- dablammit0
Long, long ago, I mastered the art of pooping without wiping.
I can teach you...
- mrdobolina0
niice gruntt and bonseff, HAHAHAHA
- toastie0
he could have mopped your wang with it, while turning around. think about that for awhile.
- puter0
I once got a blowjob by this drunk hottie who threw up my goods all over Mr. Peepers. While I was grossed out and attempting to clean things up my roommate's girlfriend walked in- sees me standing there- Peepers in the air, cover in goods and puke, and her with all that dripping from her once beautiful face.
Yeah bro- shit gets worse...
- rasko40
jaysus Kona, I never realised you were such a fucking fag :/
- Dublao70
that is a nasty situation puter
- rasko40
hahaha puter.. I think all there was to do was laugh huh