ferret attack!
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- heavyarms
The funniest thing happened in front of my house Saturday. My brother were partying and decided to go outside. I saw a small creature running in the yard across the street. It ran over to us really fast and stopped my brother bent down to look at it and it jumped up 2 feet onto his leg and started going nuts trying to climb up him and attack him. He starts freaking out and kick his legs and he got it off. Then it proceeded to chase him all around my yard and in the street for like 5 minutes. It was about 3 feet behind him the whole time. It was really fast.
I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die. Then it went up in under his car. Next thing I know its 2 feet from me and I instinctively through my glass down at it and ran. Luckily I distracted it enough not to catch me and I ran into the house. My brother came in and suggested we get a laundry basket to trap it . He caught it an it was moving the basket around even with 20 lbs of weights on top and biting throught the plastic and hissing like crazy with these long nasty teeth. It got sick and died the next day. I'm glad because that thing could've really hurt the kids that play around our house all the time. I don't think my little son could've gotten away from that thing. I think it may have been rabid. It may have been a weasel too but I'm not sure.
- versa0
straight outta 28 days sounds like
- gruntt0
that's just fucked up.
- mitsu0
two grown men running from a ferret...
people pay money to see stuff like that.
- gruntt0
exactly how hard were you "partying"? ;)
- grayhood0
i would have kicked that faret's ass.
- k0na_an0k0
serious?!? you couldn't just um... grab it by it's long back and give it a good toss in the bushes? i was attacked once by a grizzly bear and i just threw it in the bushes. of course it had taken a leg of mine and half my face but whatever. i'm still kickin today... well... not really but you know what i mean.
- gruntt0
you should put up a flyer:
FERRET FOUND.
CHASED MY BROTHER.
NOW DEAD.
- k0na_an0k0
hahahahah.
or place a sign out front...
FREE FERRET.
INQUIRES PLEASE GO TO THE GARBAGE CAN.
- gruntt0
or -
FREE FERRET
INQUIRE IMMEDIATELY
STARTING TO SMELL LIKE SHIT
- heavyarms0
Partying enough to make it even funnier but it wasn't a hallucination or anything.
You guys are really tough on your computers (JJ) but I would have dared anyone of you to mess with that psycho thing.
That would have made a hilarious video. It's just hard to predict when a rabid farret might attack you.
- gruntt0
i'm not being tough. it sounds funny as hell but if it were me i would have screamed like a little girl. I would have attempted to stomp the shit out of it as I did a big high step run.
- k0na_an0k0
dude, you're lucky man, rabid ferrets carry diseases like... um.. ghonoreah and shit.
- gruntt0
I got bit by a rabid ferret and all i got was this lousy t-shirt... and ghonoreah.
- heavyarms0
I was joking about the tough thing but I would defy anyone to take that thing on. It would probably be up your leg before you could stomp it. My biggest fear is what if it went up your shorts!.!.
- waynepixel0
hahahah. Sound like the ferret got hold of some crack rock.
Them Crazy Ferrets.
- Dublao70
So did it bite your brother? He could get rabies. If he tries to bite you run...don't try to reason with him.
- grayhood0
putting rabit farets in my shorts is what i call tuesday.
- Dublao70
Look at this one attacking a dog...
- grayhood0
oh wait thats what a farret is? i thought they were those white puffy things you put in hot choclate. i seriously though you were a huge pussy for a second there.
- gruntt0
i think they're humpin' - that's how they get gonnoreah from humpin' slutty dogs.