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- B3achboy
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says . . .
Whats the blooming punch line - its been bothering me for 10 years now
All submissions welcome
- tank0
it has someting to do with dutchboy,i m sure of that
and a big jar of vaseline
- elahon0
Wasn't that from a movie? The teller gets interrupted before he gets to tell the punchline.
Great, I'll be racking my brain on that one all day...
I can hear the actors voice telling it, but can't put a face to it.
- save0
its been bothering you for ten years and you've got google at your finger tips! wtf!?! http://www.google.co.uk/search?q…
" Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says . . . oh sh********!"
- clerk0
it's from the breakfast club. don't remember the punchline though.
- Elfangio0
A blonde girl decides to kidnap a kid in order to solve her financial problems. Walks into a nice neighboorwood (dunno if u spell it like this) and chks the playground, pics for the best dressed and good loooking blond kid, takes him into her car and starts to wirte a note...
"I am kidnapping your son, you should put 10 000 dollares in a envelope and drop it inside thr trash can in the playground."
Puts the note inside the kids poket and says: " Now go home and give this note to your mama"
Next day the blonde girl go checks the trash where she finds a envelope with 10 000 dollares and this note:
" Ok you can have the 10 000 because I do everything to my son, but I think is disgusting a blonde does this to another blonde!"
:D
Hasta
p.s. sorry about my english spell mistakes...
- B3achboy0
yeah, its from the breakfast club, and he falls through the ceiling before the punchline
Google can find the quote, but not the punchline
- rasko40
there is no actual punchline.
- B3achboy0
don't ruin the illusion, there must be a punchline - have I been yearning for something that doesn't exist - damn, what a waste