i HATE.....
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- BonSeff0
i hate when my dog gets into the litter box and leaves half eaten growlers around the house. that sick fucker
- strabley0
like i said to greedo..... pictures!
- k0na_an0k0
yeah man. the guy pulled right out in front of me. didn't even do it fast so i wouldn't hit him, just caaaaaasualy pulled right out in front of me. fear made me hit the brakes. if i had seen it happening sooner i would have totally smashed into him on purpose. i stopped in time and as he drove by he was just laughing into his phone. if i ever see that f*cker again.....
- strabley0
i hate that i have to leave for acd training right now! fuckers! its about phone systems ,i dont care! but i guess it means im getting that promotion, so rock..... but im hungover and hurt!!!!!
- GreedoLives0
haha seff that actually made me LOL
and tara, they found it in quincy, that's YOUR back yard.
- brandelec0
kona, this bmw cut me off, i caught up and saw 4 kids in it laughing it up cuz they know what they did to me and my sea foam green jetta, so i dug deep for some loogie powers and 5 blocks later we were both at the front at a stop light, light turns green, loogie went flying into the girl in the passenger seat, bwahahaha, she was screaming like 'fack fack fack' and i drove off , bwahaha
- -leah-0
i hate people who talk on their cell phones while driving too.
- ********0
LOL greedo that is klassic!
- k0na_an0k0
brandelec that was hillarious. the best, when i was maybe 18 a buddie of mine and i went to mcdonalds. we got our food to go and biggie sized everything. we literally made it only a block and a carload of teenagers pulled up beside us at a stoplight with their windows down on my buddies side of the car. they start flashing gang signs and calling us homos... my buddy looks at me, smiles... then tosses his full coke cup into the kids car. it hits the driver in the head and explodes all over the dash. the light turned green and we pulled a uie and haulled ass out of there. i'll never forget the look on that kids face the second after the pop hit his dash. priceless.
- grayhood0
i have when my roommate hides razor blades in my blow up doll's hole.
- -leah-0
does anyone have one of those "real" sex dolls? know what i am talking about? frickin creepy things they are
- zedvox0
mmmmm i like it like that grayhood
*fondles*
- k0na_an0k0
i have when my roommate hides razor blades in my blow up doll's hole.
grayhood
(jul 9 04, 12:04)==
i wanted to laugh... i really did... but i was too stunned to and for some uncontrollable reason grabbed my crotch and hit the fetal position.
- strabley0
acd training is a different day... i hate that.
Almost as good as story. This girl worked at DQ back in highschool and would always bring home all the fucked up blizards and what not to a big group of us that would hang out at the park at night (if you came from a small town then that doesnt sound odd to you). Anyways there was this other girl no one really like and the one guy Curt who was just an asshole. Well Curt got pissed off at this girl and took a 1/2 melted blizard and whipped it as had as he could at her door. Luck would have it, it shot through here open window onto here headrest exploding in a violent milkshake diarehha splatter all over everything in her car.
straight up classic
- zedvox0
real sex dolls??? i had one but then her visa ran out she had to go back to bombay :(
- strabley0
arnt those real life sex doll really expensive?
*shifty eyed question
- mrdobolina0
I have an army of real sex dolls with razor blade genital powers.
- zedvox0
strabley
they arent that expensive if you get em from a third world country.
- tim5250
i saw those(realisic sex dolls) on HBO.
- k0na_an0k0
real sex dolls??? i had one but then her visa ran out she had to go back to bombay :(
zedvox
(jul 9 04, 12:07)==
dude, that takes the cake for the funniest thing i've heard all day. WAY TO GO that totally made my day!