Mad as Hell!
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- k0na_an0k
So. My boss comes in every morning sometime around 9 or 9:30.
Yesterday morning I woke up at 4:30 to take my girl to the airport. Fought traffic blah blah and ended up getting to work at 7am after dropping her off. So, being to work 1.5 hours early I figure I can leave early. Boss says no deal. So this morning I walk in at 9:20, 20 minutes later than he comes in every morning to make up for the time I put in yesterday (1/2 of it anyways) and I just got repramanded for it. wtf?!? That just pisses me off. I actually worked yesterday morning when I came in early.
I'm so not happy.
Carry on.
- toastie0
pee in his coffee!
- strabley0
get fired and recommend me for the job
- k0na_an0k0
strab you don't want this job. show me some skillz and i could put in a good word for you to virtual freelance to a firm downtown that i don't have the time to work for anymore.
- GreedoLives0
so just do a half-assed job until you feel it's all square again. it's the american way.
- meok0
...and thats why god invented itchy powder..
- ricstultz0
Yeah, today is all bullshit... i just had a client bump up a deadline 3 days on me. Of course the account executive told em no problem... I could strangle that fucker about now.
grrrrr, fucker grrrrrr.
- toastie0
did you not hear me?
pee
in
his
coffee!!
- strabley0
what kinda skills you looking for brotha, you in cali? i wanna get out there soon.
- k0na_an0k0
well... technically i've been on here all day so... maybe we're even.
after tomorrow.
- brandelec0
stick your ass through his door (don't show your face) and let one rip, let one rip so hard it'll rattle his window blinds
- tny0
pressed hams?
- ricstultz0
stink palm him.
- -leah-0
smack his ass!
- strabley0
flirt with him, when he fires you, sue him for sexual harassment, we're none the wiser
- lilbabyarm0
Is this real? You must be joking right?
- k0na_an0k0
i'm just outside of chicago strabley, they need/want/could use a web designer/developer.
so. i peed in his coffee while stink palming him and pressing ham after farting in his office. i feel better.
- jevad0
um...what a cock
- ricstultz0
Midwest represent!
I live in Brew City....
- k0na_an0k0
i'm totally serious. i guess it's a hush hush fact that if you show up before he does your ok. but never show up after him. i hear he only walked in 10 minutes before i did anyways. it's so stupid i'm laughing. hahaha.
*evil squinty look in eyes
hahaha
- -leah-0
kona you have big muscles, beat him up! :)