Things Heard in Office
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True story.
Woman comes into my office today and says... "Do you know where I can get a lay around here? I am looking for a lay. I know we used to have some, but they were kinda old and ratty. I want a good lay."
She was very serious, I don't think she had a clue how it sounded!
Turns out she was looking for a leis... (yes, work safe)
- k0na_an0k0
haha.
A few weeks ago a guy a few cubes over was talking on and on about his new carpet and how he liked his old shag carpet. He was like 'I don't know... there's nothing like a good shag though ya know. It just feels better and it's softer. I really would have prefered a good shag...' then he stopped when he noticed we were all laughing our asses off around him. hahaha.
- brandelec0
"Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?"
- pascii0
haha! bart's calls to moes tavern
: )
- tymeframe0
good stories.
nutin' wrong with a good ol' shag.