Graphic Designer Superhero
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- aliendn
So imagine that DC comics decided to make a graphic design superhero. What would his attributes be?
I already know his supervillain:
Episode 1:
Evil fat balding client, who would throw floppy's of 72dpi images at GD Man (Graphic Designer Man) and demand that the files be rendered to 12 x 18 posters. After GD Man fails to comply, Crazy Client Man would laugh and terminate their contract.Episode 2: your turn
- jg_20
not enough work at your office, isn it?
;)
- aliendn0
that sounds like something evil client man would say!
i think his weapons would be photoshop and illustrator, and his kryptonite would be any windows operating system.
- meok0
Wow, you're some kind of superNerd. Other nerds must tremble in your presence!
- jevad0
lol
- uncle_helv0
Episode:2
GD Man is verbally attacked continually by the overlord...the Evil Creative Director.
He then proceeds to work every spare hour on his pofrtfolio/website
- jg_20
episode 3: me fart a designer fart on ya face
- Bluejam0
Halle Berry's character in Catwoman is a graphic designer.
She's gonna give us a bad name.
- uncle_helv0
Episode:4
GD Man discovers Newstoday and ends up having delayed banter with similar bored designers!
- -leah-0
fuck that catwoman pisses me off! they destroyed the story!!! yargh!!!
grr >:(
- -leah-0
ha ha ha uncle_helv, you know it would happen!
- fifty500
Honestly the storyline for catwoman looks fuckin ridiculous. How can a bunch of cats bring a woman to life who has already been killed? How are any of us supposed to believe that..... *becomes hypnotized by Halle's costume*
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fuck it i'm going to see it.
- aliendn0
the original catwomen in the 60s batman series were damn hot! both the white and the black one.
which reminds me comic book guy in the simpsons episode when they have hallucinations by maude flander's statue. and he hallucinates cat woman and agent 99 from get smart posing for him. agent 99 was a hottie too. phuck, im comic book guy.
- aliendn0
on and in relation to that batman begins movie...is the joker gonna be in it? cause he's my fav character of all time, and its too bad they killed off the joker in batman 1. beetle juice made a sucky batman.
- rasko40
this thread smells like teen semen.
- tara|gee0
dude u need a girlfriend