subways salads
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- BR5-490
sorry,
just can't get enough of the dave quotes
- strabley0
omg so they slide you your sammich! how cool but ungodly human at the same time I LOVE IT!
my letter to subway, yes i know its poorly written but my stomach hurts so they can bugger off!
I just had a salad from my local subway and after eating it I have never felt so sick to my stomach before eating your food. I have told a couple friends about my current situation and two of them confirmed the same has happened to them. Its not just my local shop, one of these two live nowhere close to Carbondale.
Im not sure what this letter is meant to do. But i just wanted to thank you for making the rest of my day uncomfotable, and i will not be eating subway for a while.
Thank You
Daniel Strabley
- k0na_an0k0
dude. subways are like that all around the city of chicago. they will also have the carousel (sp?) ones where you put your money on your side, they spin it around. then spin it back with you samich and change. in one the glass goes all the way up to the ceiling and they speak through a microphone. totally wack.
'i'm gonna piss on you'
- strabley0
'drip drip drip... im gonna poo on you'
man thats fucked up, kinda like an olde school vending machine. i always get extra jalopenos on mine, anyone else into the spicy butt?
- k0na_an0k0
'that was the worst case of mud butt'
- lilbabyarm0
of all the things to rant about... go back to work
- k0na_an0k0
go hug a laker lilbabyarm.
;) hahaha.
- strabley0
i cant work when my tummy hurts! get me some warm sprite and saltines.
- grayhood0
subways in philly don't have bullet proof glass, just a normal counter like mc d's or something. but i will never eat their salads now.
- lilbabyarm0
I want to hug Karl "200% Manwich" Malone... He gave everything and even played through unspeakable pain till he could give no more... fat assed shaq got exposed!
- gerbert0
Quizznos has good salads. Try the black and blue. Mixed greens, steak, cherry tomatoes, crumpled blue cheese and a balsamic vinegarette. super tasty.
- BonSeff0
there was an indian dude that worked at the gas station near my house, on sundays i go there for a sixer or 2. and when the dude gives me my change he is extra careful not to touch me. like im the dirty one.
so anyway he used to piss me off til one day i go to subway and guess whos workin behind the spit shield, haha
i was giving him so much shit. like give me extra tomatoes, no wait, thats too many
take one off and so on.
last time i ate at subway
- grayhood0
nice bon. i like saying "wait you put that tomato on upside down"
- noop0
tron isn't the crackhead
you're thinking of tyrone.
...we smoked that marijuana and we laughed and laughed and we ate ALL the cookies!
- ********0
aw strab dude, that's the lamest crap ever. i can't believe you had to go at work and everything!!
*sends karmic daggers at moron salad maker on behalf of strab-pimp"
- ConspiraCBrotha0
Tyrons Biggums is the crackhead - NOT Tron... Get your facts straight... Tron is the crack DEALER.
- noop0
rofl
there's something you should know about me joe rogan:
i smoke rocks!#~!#$
- strabley0
damn i have learned a valueable lesson today, dont eat subway salads, and always remember your crackheads names
the guy making the sammich looked like the guy who just got out of jail when cheppelle did the real world skit, not lysol but the other guy.
oh yeah i also met a girl named katie who has an ample bossum to say the least so in honor of her, her boobs and this thread.
"Katie had some big old tittaaaazzzz!"
- BonSeff0
tron guy smuggles his crack
- grayhood0
hahahahahaahahahahaha
@ bonself.