Come on TIGER TIM
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- the-saint
Ok so the disapointment is still bitter and raw but you never know IT COULD BE TIMS YEAR.
Lets not let those england flags be for nothing.
Come on admit it we like backing a loser. we enjoy the disapointment.
It's so bloody english.
COME ON TIMOTHY!!
- Ell0
Yeah come on Tim. When he goes out we could smash up our home towns
- save0
for fucks sake.......its tennis now!!
- the-saint0
That's right save, Tennis the sport of queens,
Strawberry's and Cream, silly hats and little tennis ball keyrings.
the shout of fault net and let and the disgrace of bandanna headbands being worn with pride.
It will only be round for aa couple of days
join us while it lasts
- rasko40
do adidas have to specifically design the most hideous range of clothing for Henman to wear, I mean, he should win a special prize for Wimbledons worst dressed player, though it kind of suits him, those tragically dull black and white semi chav t-shirt/short combo's he wears, they perfectly reflect the mans lack of charm and charisma. He truly is one of the dullest sporting 'personalities' in the history of stuff and things, he makes Steve Davis look like Jack Nicholson.
- save0
hahahaha
- the-saint0
Tims sense of style is only surpasssed by his Acting Skills
Is it Arial Automatic or Persil who the fuck cares>>
- rasko40
oh fuck, can you imagine the directors face during filming that ad, must have been priceless. I reckon the entire crew committed self-murder after that.
- MR_T0
My name is Tim. That english fuck has forever made my name associated with failure and dissapointment.
- wendell0
whatis tiger tim can some one say it for me???? sorry about i do not know it---more often than not i am glad about if i know what are the thread here on NT. thanks. hoping for that
wendell
- the-saint0
He still is the best we have though. You have to give him that.
We just can't play the game.
Also I don't understand the advetisers using tennis as a marketable tool. Noone plays it for 50 weeeks of the year
- konspiracy0
yeah tim REALLY looks like he's psyched up to win doesnt he :S
Tim Henman = Crap
David Coulthard = Crap
England Squad (relying on a schoolboy) = CrapThey all build our hopes up then let us down at the last hurdle.
The only thing that we really excell in (well, scotland does) is Curling.
Us brits dont pump enough money into sport or sports education
- Ell0
We need to invent 3 new sports that Britain and only Britain has any interest in and we could be world champions
1. A Rounders type game
2.A Netball type game
3. A Rugby type game but maybe with helmets and padding so the players don't get hurtThen we can pass Soccer, I mean Football off as a game for " European wimps".
- wendell0
is it konsparicy that has the look of a pop group-----i can remember when you put in here up on NT. a long thread like a bad started abfall? pipe with no end. is it that??
- rasko40
I think there should be a 'Sarcasm World Cup' and maybe a 'Moaning Olympics'... we'd probably win something then, though we'd face some pretty stiff competition from the Scots in the Moaning Olympics.
- Ell0
We would definitaley win "The Sarcasm World Cup"
Think of the score if we played Germany!
- wendell0
Once is not no times!!!
- rasko40
"is it konsparicy that has the look of a pop group"
hahah
- the-saint0
Thing is we tryed already.
We invented Cricket a sport that takes 4 days to complete one round of it. a whole series takes all bloody summer!
"No other country will have the pacients to play this game chaps, we'll have the world beat"
although we're not bad at the moment
- wendell0
but was it not that one rasko04 can you see it again in the threads?? i will look for it .but i am traveling soon, hheeheh, my chief is so-oo like the holbein"MUTE" now-heeheh.i said it to him as i see that he has found that he is best to crab along in the dirt than near to the throne(of me, on this one i think)
- rasko40
here ya go wenners.. http://www.konspiracy.co.uk/theb…