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- swollenelbow
get rid of hiccups?! my boss has had them for 2 days now...and it's getting fucking annoying...
- e-wo0
shotgun blast to the face
- Gilt0010
I take a deep breath to fill my lungs, hold my breath, pinch my nose shut and stare straight up. Works for me!
- vwsung18t0
yeah just hold your breathe for awhle, just stretch the lungs and let it relax
- kiselka0
fill a glass with water put your mouth over the lip of the glass. Try to take a sip of water. it works every time!
- tomkat0
good breathing thru your stomache muscular..
takes me 2 minutes to explain to people and it's gone..
i never have hiccups for longer than 30 secs.
- swollenelbow0
hmm all very good answers...especially the shot gun blast, but what are hiccups?!
to know how to get rid of them, you first have to know what they are?
- ********0
hold your p*nis in your hand and count to 100
- kiselka0
too funny!
- buddylee0
with Vagasil®.
- ********0
lol
- swollenelbow0
i'd like to print ou this thread for him, how do i do that? also, the vagisil may not swing as well as it sounds ... haha
- nLHb0
hicups:
A spasm of the diaphragm resulting in a rapid, involuntary inhalation that is stopped by the sudden closure of the glottis and accompanied by a sharp, distinctive sound.
- Gilt0010
"my glottis closed suddenly and now my diaphragm is having spasms!!!"
- square0060
Offer him $10 if he hiccups again. Works 95% of the time for me. If he hiccups, stiff him the $10 because he's being fucking annoying. ;)
- ********0
Scare the shit out of him. It works.
- mg330
Dipping your hand in a ballpark urinal usually does the trick.
- Gilt0010
Dipping your hand in a ballpark urinal usually does the trick.
mg33
(jun 22 04, 17:16)
=======================Whoa, that's just nasty. You'll get rid of your hiccups, but that Hepatitis might be a little more cumbersome.