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- pascii0
fuckin conszltant masturbating
- carver0
yeah, and plenty opportunity to put my balls in their knickers, like that famous poster. fish nets, gstrings and fannys as bald as old tennis balls, ACE! daft eh?
- rasko40
aye carver, just keeping it seasonal, I mean, I expect you are already planning a Wimbledon event, you could have reet fit burdz dressed as ball girls for your glass collectors, it would be encouraged to try and grope and when they slap you, it would be the done thing to shout "You cannot be serious?!"
- Dita_kz0
LOL!!!!
- BeachBoy0
Carver's kinky Ketchup
Mickey's Macho mayo
Homo Whores-rad-dish-y
Carver's very own Baby Gravy, for that extra zing
Must-get-ard
- carver0
why the hooligan thing raskers, you just trying to be topical ?
you little media savvy gaybot!
fuckin' hell, you got the inside track on the benders circuit ain't ya. you getting your jackson flan rimmed at the mo'? they'll be no promoting gayness in my boozer, as if it's not thrust in 'our' faces enough! i blame the media, that's cut with a lot of bum soda merchants,and it should be impartial, it'll become common place soon to have a gay kid, what with all that celebration crap! daft times man, daft!
- rasko40
I think you could really cash in on the old Pink Pound, which is always very strong in Brighton, you could wear a pink pinnie and some leather arseless chaps as you cook, and have really 'saucy' names for the sauces, like 'salty mans tartare' and 'bummers gravy', as a little bit of entertainment for yourself, you could on the same day, have a football hooligans reunion party and look on laughing as the HOOLIGANS beat up all the GAYERS, it would be a right old hoot!
- carver0
what a fuckin' great idea beachbum, carver's carvery, that's genius, i'll get all the old dears coming in for a bit o' my fuckin' silverside! i've got and another idea for out the back there, mickey's mezzanine, that'll be an area for chillin', fucking GBH and anti-nowhere league on the PA! i'm just heading acroos town soon, get my self up to wimbledon with the two burds i was with at the weekend. dirty pair. i love women and tennis! daft eh?
- drunktank0
save = angry man
- save0
- waynepixel0
save. what the fuck is up with you.
Calm down dear, it only a website.
- save0
twat
- waynepixel0
We are in a BAD mood today. Never-mind.
- BeachBoy0
hey Carver, will your pub have a carvery section? Carver's Carvery, people will flock with that sort of play onwords as your slogan
Roast Beef please Carver, yes, from your Carvery
Maybe you would just attract ghey's wanting a piece of carver from the carvery - careful with your advertising
- carver0
hey puttybum, you CAN type properly, it's no a fucking mobile phone you got. you don't know me either, all rite carver an' that bollocks.
- waynepixel0
All rite Carver you wancker. How the pup going mate hav it with the birds, and all that. yar ar a rite gizza.
- stabilitee0
i hate meetings
one time i shut down a few routers so i could pretend the net was down and i couldnt attend the meeting!
oooops
- save0
bell
- carver0
have you ever had your hand on a tit save? ever?
- save0
hahahaha......
tit!