Birdy Rescue
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- Soler
Seeing the kitten thread reminded me...
Just a coupla days ago I came home from work and a bird [I think a swallow] was stuck in my covered deck/ studio room. It must have came in when I left the door open.
It kept flynig into the windows trying to escape. So, I caught it in a trashcan eventually [harder than you think] and covered the other end with a peice of wood.
when I let it outside, it flew directly up to a tree with all it's little birdy friends.
It was cool. I'm done now.
- k0na_an0k0
i went to catch a spider once and take it outside and the thing bit me on the hand and gave me these cool spidey powers and..... wait..... spidey sense tingling..... trouble..... with.... taco bell for lunch.
*runs to bathroom shooting webbing over his butt to hold in the doodie.
- Soler0
hahahahaha
- GreedoLives0
we get bats in the house every summer. now those fuckers are hard to catch and make the most horrid noise when they get caught in the curtains.
- Bio0
i don't believe you.
- grayhood0
on time i rescued a bird that was stuck up in a tree.
- sputnik0
lol!
- rasko40
once I poisoned a mouse that was in my house, I came back home and he was kind of crawling across the floor dying, I felt really guilty and tried to revive him with some milk.
The cunning little bastard died on my leaving me with a nasty guilty feeling, I mean what a cuntish mouse, talk about cut off your mousey nose to spite your mousey face.
- Soler0
Thats funny Bio.
Yeah, I'm actually housesitting and my sister said that she found a bat last summer. It was dead though.... Hope I don't run into one
- Tara0
i tried to rescue a bird. i was driving it to the vet and it died on the way. :(
- Dublao70
I need somone to rescue me from work right now.....this has been the longest day
- ricstultz0
long ass day, rescue me too please.
- Soler0
I'd be happy to trap you fellas in a trash can and throw you in my backyard
- mrdobolina0
a few years back me and my old roommates were getting faded in the living room on a hot summer day with the front door wide open. a bird flew in and was in the house for about 1 second until our punkrock malt-liquor drinking ghetto cat snatched him out of the air. It was dope.
- grayhood0
damn dude.
- Soler0
That is awesome mr. dob
One time my friend and his girl came home w/ 2 hamsters they had just bought. we were playing with 'em in those little plastic balls where they run around inside...... Their dalmation came in the room and in a split second **bam** broke it open w/ his paw, snatched in his mouth and ran outside leaving a trail of blood.
His girl was screaming and I was laughing... classic
- rasko40
and this one time.. at band camp.. the gym teacher had this rotastak setup.. and was feeding hamsters into his anus.. and.. and...
- k0na_an0k0
dude you friggin promised not to tell that story about us. you bastard.
- rasko40
ssshhh I figured they'd think i was joking