Hey: I'm a designer too
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- TransFatty
Hey:
I'm a designer too, and I just stumbled across your website, actually when I was
looking for a website called "www.smoking gun.com that I've heard about on Howard
Stern and on Adult Swim last night. But I wound up getting another designers work
website with a link to you guys. So I decided to check out some of your things. I
liked it. What is Transfatty, a band, I'm one of those guys born in 1960, had my
teens in the 70's, and my 20's in the 80's and was a singer/songwriter for a
pretty famous band at the Jersey Shore even though I spent only a few years
actually living here, I'm really from Queens, (grew up a block away from
Creedmore State Mental Hospital, and my friends said that it was because of that
that I'm partially nuts, but they all died from drug related things int he 70's
and the 80's I'm the lone surviver for whatever reasons) I was a union carpenter
in Manhattan on The Lower East Side for the 80's & 90's until Rudy Guiliani
decided to close down my union, and I didn't want to work for non union carpenter
companies, and so I went back to College to get into a new career and get that
degree I always knew I could get and that I always secretly wanted. So Now I have
a usless Bachelors Degree as a "Computer Graphics Specialist" and I was
wondering if you could have any use for a "trainee" so to speak. I'll work cheep,
even for free if there is learning going on. I know about programs likePhotoshop, Illustrator , QuarkXPress, PageMaker, Flash, Director, Dreamweaver,
Frontpage, After Effects, Premier, Corel Draw, Freehand, Lightwave 3D, Bryce, Cool
3D, (a little about Poser and 3DSMax), and HTML on both PC and Mac. all the
versions from 1999, to todays newest ones.You can get to meet me a little bit at this dinky website I just made a week or 2
ago at http://maruce2.tripod.com my name is Bruce, Bruce Morano, and I'm living
now back again at the Jersey Shore but NYC is still considered to be my home. I
loved and lived in Stuyvesant Town, and on Houston St. and Allen. for the past 20
years up until 2000 when I went back to school to learn about computer graphics.
I also have a hand drawn portfolio, one for computer graphics, and one thats on
CD-ROM done in Director thats interactive, like a kiosk, (I think, I'm not sure
what kiosk means) I have graduated at the top of all my classes at the 3 schools
that I've graduated from so far, and I'm still looking to go on for my IT
Bachelors Degree, and maybe AutoCAD too. I don't know what I want to be when I
grow up just yet, hey I'm only 44. and yes I do have a sense of humor, to go with
the hair I've grown down to my ass.Thank You
Bruce
E-mail - - @yahoo.com
Just click on reply to let me know that you got this, no it's not any type of spam,
I wrote it myself and really dig yous guys stuff.Hey do you happen to know anything about using WAREZ or Cracks, or Patches or
Keygens? Just curious, I don't but want to.Great designs and I need a foot in the door, and I'm trying to get my new career off
and running, and I'm good at drawing, music, 3D, Multimedia, Graphic Design, and Web
Design, use me, please, I'll work for you if your to busy to have fun anymore, I'll
be glad to do the tedious stuff around the office for ya.
- del_razor0
can i force you to accept me as your friend too transfatty? ;)
- Blofeldt0
Just when the internet seems to be getting a little staid, something like this turns up and reignites my enjoyment of the medium. Fantastic.
- instantok0
hire him immediately
- tymeframe0
so you decided to waste our time too?
he has gotten the grammar right on that is just good
- mayo0
he wants to have your baby TF
:)
- Tara0
did you see his pic
this was me for years up until may 23, 2004
- k0na_an0k0
i love his flaming name...... bruce....
this made my day.
- Gilt0010
What's with the interjection about Warez too? Pssh, arbitrary eh?
- Blofeldt0
Carpenter, Craftsman, One of a Kind.
- Soler0
Looks like you finally have that rainbow-bevel artist you always wanted...
- waynepixel0
Them god dam crazy badits on the interweb today.
Look out i was born in the 70s too.
- magicpatch0
atleast you wont have to get to know him
- toastie0
you guys are mean
- brandelec0
the BRUCE is on fire!!!! dam, thats mad skillz
- mr_flaco0
Anyone find what band he was in?
- brandelec0
the transfatties
- magicpatch0
feels like we went to war together,
maybe we should all email him and see how he is doing lol