What the HELL!?!
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- Gilt001
Okay, did I not get the memo about today being the day to bathe in cologne? Every sales person I've walked by in my office smells like they mopped themselves with nefarious and foul smelling liquids before they headed out for the day. My eyes and throat are BURNING!!!
- brandelec0
may be you put too much on yourself?
- GreedoLives0
so stand about 50 feet from them and yell and ask them what cologne they're wearing coz you sure like it a lot. usually drives the point home.
- k0na_an0k0
maybe you stink and they are trying to compensate for your stench?
- Gilt0010
Well I promise I don't stink, cuz I've showered twice in the last 12 hours.
I wear cologne sometimes (no more than two faint sprays of Thierry Mugler). These guys are wearing stank ass cologne. Like, burn your throat cologne. Knock-off cologne, that's it! And I think the sales manager chick is wearing some crazy floral perfume that burns as well.
- nLHb0
there is a lady at my work who wears TONS of really cheap stink y perfume... i can smell her from 30 feet away, it is fucking rank, i almost vomit everytime.
it sucks!
- k0na_an0k0
start wearing a gas mask. very fashionable.
- Gilt0010
Oooh good idea k0na! Maybe I could go old skool raver and get the white gloves and wear a mask with some vicks in it. Of course, I'd have to candyflip like crazy, but I'm sure I could get this ad set up and e-mailed off for next week without a hitch!
- k0na_an0k0
when you get finished put this post-it on his desktop.
Yo, the ad is finished! Check it out.
p.s. YOU STINK!
- Gilt0010
Rad!!! Or I could put, "PS: I think Calvin Klein died on you."
Someone's been messing with my desk too. THey moved my tape dispenser and a CD is missing (just some photos). It pisses me off when people use my computer and move crap around and then don't put it back!!
I have to get this all off my chest now, because it's going to be in the low 80's here in Seattle and I need to have a KILLER afternoon. Work now, play laytah!
- thompson0
what the hell is it with sales reps and cologne.......
same problem here....
*cough*cologne is the new mullet
- BonSeff0
thursday is aqua velva day.
its been that way for years