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AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR AN AL QAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT MEMBERS OF AL QAEDA. AND SINCE AN AL QAEDA MALE ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI- AL QAEDA SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
- schjetne0
When "Funny" Emails Attack IX
- rabattski0
I'M DEAF NOW THANKS!
- JazX0
HAA HAHAHA ROFL! That's a fucking good one lol! ;)
- schjetne0
Jason are you on acid again?
- JazX0
totally, it's kewl. ;) How's Norway dude?
- JazX0
of course I am kidding, but I think you have to be able to make fun of yourself and your so-called enemies as well. :)
- k0na_an0k0
brilliant.
- thosethat0
hmm...
not sure about the pork products...
you must realise that there is a difference between terrorists and Muslims... and what about the Jews..?
- JazX0
lol
- k0na_an0k0
*rolls eyes
- tymeframe0
i'll help support....just bought a 6er of Bass, don't have lawn furniture tho......guess i'm sol
- JazX0
you can do the white trash thing and just sit on the ground, that works too.
- TransFatty0
bacon bullets work too
- k0na_an0k0
you can do the white trash thing and just sit on the ground, that works too.
JazX
(jun 11 04, 07:34)===
or you can do the REAL white trash thing and move your couch out to your front lawn while you toss a few buds back.
- thosethat0
or do the real real white trash thing...
drink a beer from your fridge which is already on your lawn, while sitting on your couch, which you've placed under your awning, which is in reality an old car bonnet (or hood as you'd say in the U of S)...
- tfsmag0
dude white trash and black trash around here move their living rooms to their front porch every summer!
- Soler0
So, Al qaeda's a religion with sins? News to me.
I thought they were fascist power-hungry psychos. Hmpf.
- JazX0
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you can do the white trash thing and just sit on the ground, that works too.
JazX
(jun 11 04, 07:34)===
or you can do the REAL white trash thing and move your couch out to your front lawn while you toss a few buds back.
k0na_an0k
(jun 11 04, 07:38)yeah, that's even kewler
- JazX0
tfsmag, LOL! hahahaha that's so true dude. It's like yo, that's for your house you morons
- tfsmag0
haha yeah, it cracks me up when i see someone has dragged their big plush couch out on the porch!