interview questions
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- arench
I know there was a thread about what interview questions to expect a few weeks back, but I'm interested in seeing what questions YOU WOULD ASK a candidate in an interview.
The tables have turned for the first time in my career and I'm actually conductiong some interviews later this week for a junior web designer position.
What questions would you ask?
- k0na_an0k0
1) have you ever killed anyone?
- no? why not?
- yes? how many? any hookers? ex wives? yes? here's my number, call me.2) do you think i'm hot?
3) ok, moving along. would you be willing to work extra hours, do all my crap i don't want to do, and when i fuck up you'll say nothing when i blame you? yes? good... let me just make a note of that.
4) if you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be? would you have clothes on?
stuff like that.
- Tyrone0
How big are your tits?
- arench0
lol - these are good
- _salisae_0
what are your faults?
did you REALLY do these designs?
- Rand0
how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
can a rich man get into heaven?
- shant0
I had to do this a couple weeks ago and had no idea what to do.
I stared at the guy's resume for a little while and went "Hmm" and "Huh" and then I asked him if he had any questions for me.
- k0na_an0k0
you: knock knock.
them: um, who's there?
you: you suck. now beat it.
- grayhood0
my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute.
- Tyrone0
you: do you like to play pearl harbor?
them: how do you play that?
you: I lay on my back then you blow the shit out of me.
- blaw0
"How advanced are your writing skills?"
I spend enough time writing my own documentation, it bums me out when I have to clean up someone elses.
- blaw0
oops.
sorry for the lack of humor post. I went in reading backwards.