Comedy job posting of the day!...
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- Parent
{found this..how do these people sleep at night!?}
Brief: A very high quality user friendly and professional website wanted to give a newly set up training company web presence to facilitate sales/leads.
The website must be visually attractive and not at all 'interaction overwhelming' with schizophrenic colours.Very Experienced web site designer sought who can do a very qick job very cheaply. NO TIMEWASTERS PLEASE. Must have web references for other sites that he/she has worked on previously. designer must have at least 4-7 years experience of solid web design not just academic web design. Compnay will want to confirm the designer's portfolio.
Will welcome interest from India etc.
A very inexpensive job that requires a very quick, sharp, understanding and professional person.Compnay is willing to pay between £200 to £300 (GBP) for the site and no more.
Job length wil take approx 3 to 5 days.
Other projects also available after web designer has proved himself/herself. with this work.
PLEASE REPLY ASAP SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS PROJECT STARTED.
Email: _
ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE NEED SHOW INTEREST.
- smellvetica0
my mate got kicked out of that putney bridge bar sat night.. for singing..
- rasko40
post their email so people can spam them
- Parent0
They do have high standards.. by the way in case anyone is lost.. that job is not at Parent.. I found it on the super-web.. don't want to start getting 3000 cv's from india!
- fate0
I think you need 4 to 7 years experience before you can spam.
- Parent0
that wouldn't be very fair.. tempting though it is
- rasko40
what is a 'schizophrenic colour' anyway?!
- mitsu0
anyone dumb enough to respond to an ad like that deserves whatever torture that client has in store.
- smellvetica0
'high-standards' they must have been a pain in the arse to work for if their 'impeccable bar' is anything to go by.
- JamesEngage0
We had an indian company approach us to do all of our work for us for about 500 quid a site...
imagine that! (no comments please!!!)