buying a pub
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- carver
as i may have mentioned on here before i'll be out of a job on the 4th o' june, bastards like.. but i got a masterplan tho', so at nights i'm currently working in a pub to garner some landlord experience 'cos in july i'm gonna buy a pub, i been on to the the British Institute of Innkeepers and i been checking out a fuckin' pub near Brighton Racecourse, should be right. i've been sorta pushed into this as my business "compadré" iain donaldson(twat) is currently being investigated for our Mewstoday fuckin' venture. i've also got a rake of ...cough, undeclared items so, i need to get away from ireland for bit, east sussex seems to be the place like, my burd like, she's an ex-gymnast and polish amateur beauty queen right, she's doing some films down there , so, all above board, fingers crossed. michael norton carver will rise again. thanks you all for your support and kind words. daft eh?
- ********0
good luck. 1st one is on you
cheers
- rasko40
ah you'll love that carve me old chum, dont forget to hang the rainbow flag outside the pub, the pink pound is pretty strong in Brighton y'know, and your experience of handling GAYS could be put to good profit!
- carver0
never thought of that raskers son, but i would think too many benders are into horse racing, which i hope is the lions share of the clientele. but i suppose i can just bar the fuckers, haha, or maybe just keep them in the saloon bar at the back. tell you what the 'bloke' i spoke to at the freeholders sounded like a right lisping fruit!
- ********0
you could prob fill it with NTers alone
- waynepixel0
Ya mate thats what you need ay rite good pub job, havit. Loads of Totty around to give it too.
That design stuff is all gay anyway. init. TWATs.
- k0na_an0k0
good luck. but be prepared for long hours, bad drunks, bar fights and the oh so pleasant vomit.
- MrMan0
twat
- ********0
I've also been thinking of buying something and fixing it up with a loan
- Mimio0
Don't drink all the profits you land lubber.
- ********0
goot luck!
- rasko40
that gives me an idea tara, pussies and pints and all that, carver could have strippers nights, keep it classy mind, spray up some scaffolding poles silver, silver or gold ping pong balls, burt baccarach on the juke box, no touching mind (unless you're in the VIP lounge/pool room) and there could be a swish buffet with all your favourite pickles and crisps/boiled eggs, maybe some dandelion and burdock for the drivers. Any vomitting and yer out, no second chances.. Keep it civilised. And the bouncers could have those ear pieces/mics (fakes ones to cut costs) and wear long coats with dark glasses, matrix style.
what do you think?
- ********0
ther eis no sex in teh champagane room
- ********0
haaa nice
- waynepixel0
tara|gee
that pic is class. arrrrrrr kitty.