LIFES REGRETS?
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- Tyrone0
I learned not to name my son Hitler.
- hphzrd0
I never tell them I'm clean...
I tell them that "blood tests are still pending".
- ********0
I worked at FAO Schwarz a long ass time ago during christmas in NYC. I was like 19 at the time and the was this hot chick that was i think 34 with HUGE tits. She wanted to bang me and came right out and said it to me at the christmas party. I was such a wet behind the ear pussy at the time that i basically ran with my tail between my legs. Then i quit like a week later and never saw her again. Man if that chick was here now..........
Tyrone
(may 23 04, 23:28)
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You deserve a Tyson's punch in the face for that ;)
- strabley0
i lost my viginity to a really slutty girl while watching night at the roxbury.
- e-wo0
from the Holocaust, the world learned the result of ignoring evil in its infancy.
that doesn't make what took place any easier to digest, but you've got to recognize how much more inquisitive the international scene has become since then.
take our own foreign policy, for example. whether you love or hate it, it's directly influenced by what we discovered when we rolled into Germany in 1945.
- numero10
Everything happens for a reason! I am sick of that saying I have been hearing it all year.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
- devaur0
Marrying a girl that has a stalker who follows her around, on the bus, and asks her all this stuff about our marriage.
PeterH(may 24 04, 01:14)
LOL
- devaur0
I had this hot chic in my bed when I was in highschool and totally did not take advantage of the situation.
Everything was going perfect and I was to slow. Next thing I know the night is over.
SUCKS!!!
- lilbabyarm0
don't worry bro... you're bound to get laid.
- devaur0
LOL
Been laid plenty times after. Even married. That was a big regret!
LOL
- devaur0
But thats okay she left me for a Beer truck driver! LOL
Said I worked too much or something like that.
But met the love of my life a year later!! Currently with her!
OH YEAH!!!
- ********0
OK-ing a threesome with my mom and dad.
- DutchBoy0
there is this one girl i knew..blahblahblah.. oh my god... she was meant for me.. blahblahblah
..rejected..blahblah blah blah..drinking..blah blah..suicide..blahblah
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- DutchBoy0
this thread is depressive.
- strabley0
it is,... lets go kill our self, or kill ourselves cause we spend too much time on NT
- Bio0
i funnelled a beer with a shot of evan williams (our favorite back in the college days).
once i finished it, someone said "dude, i just ashed in that can."i immediately tasted the ashes mixed with the liquor and beer.
i burst into the bathroom and threw my guts up to get the taste out.
i turned around to go back out and there she was... a drunk chick sitting inside the washing machine. yep.
to this day, i regret asking her why she was sitting in the washing machine.
- Bio0
it should be noted that about two weeks later, i passed out in that same machine in the same position.
goddamn you woman.
- shellie0
haha the washing machine?
you crazy cat bio. no wonder why you eat kittens for breakfast.
- Bio0
DONT TALK ABOUT THE WASHING MACHINE!
it doesn't like to be talked about.
- raybolger20
Jeezus-I think I'm going to walk over to the Golden Gate and jump off now-you depressin basterds....