So I'm drinking again...
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- patnoodle
...and feeling creative. Anyone else get like this? Or is it just me?
Always seems to be red wine that makes me feel this way. Weird, non?
- ********0
me tooooo!!! i just got back and wasn't drunk enough. So instead of rollin up a phat one, i've warmed up some sakhi and thinking about feeling dizzy looking at the screen.
[not feeling creative, but feeling "ranty" (or is that randy?)]
- patnoodle0
Kuz, you're braver than me - sake just tastes like warmed up dishwater to me but it gives one hell of a kick. I'm on a Bin 40 Merlot, last bottle of the night. Dita and I made our way through 4 bottles last night, and I'm saving the best for last.
- ********0
Worst drunken thread ever.
- ********0
ah right -ur that guy in that pic Dita put up yesterday? I didn't get drunk last night. And i haven't got much drunk tonight. So i'm kinda frustrated with that. Hence makin up for it Japanese styleeee
Bin 40 Merlot? Is that posh? Sounds posh.... (by the way, i dont know shit about wine).
- patnoodle0
Yip, I'm just a sad fucker. Too educated for some of you reprobates. Suppose I should be posting pictures of slutty teenagers or shite mpegs of guys stapling paper to each others arsecracks. Ah well.
- ********0
haha... umm, what's a reprobate?
- patnoodle0
Probably not posh but it's wine nonetheless. 14%, quite strong and that's as far as it goes! All red wine tastes the same to me but as long as it gets me munted it's a good result.
- ********0
Wine is for sissies, try wodka+tabasco sauce. You won't feel creative anymore.
- patnoodle0
My gay next-door neighbour's having a party and guess what fucking music I can hear playing? Enya. That's right, Enya. Orinoco fucking Flow. What a fucking arsewipe.
- patnoodle0
Or snorting wine and tobasco sauce. Don't think you'd feel like living anymore.
- ********0
i'm a white man my self. Red giz me headache..
Shit, i dont know what percentage the Sake is. It doesnt say on the label, and everythings in Japanese. Is that legal?
- patnoodle0
Kuz, you ever tried Polish Spirit? Usually get it dusted off from a top shelf somewhere, white label and looks and tastes like turpentine. Nasty.
- ********0
oh yes, the turpentine/alcohol line Dont think i've tried Polish Spirit. Polish vodka, however, is the finest shit on this planet. You ever had Żubrówka? That is the best thing - made from "bison grass, to give you the power of the bison!"
- patnoodle0
Heard of it yeah, sounds good to me! Always wanted to try buffalo grass vodka since watching Suzhou River, great Chinese film.
Just to point out - my neighbour's now playing Bucks Fizz. Think I'll go outside and jump off the balcony.
- ********0
talk about camp!
- patnoodle0
Yep. Pink tents. Row of.
- ********0
I was gonna say "yeah i think that comfirms that he is actually gay", but then i thought that sounded homophobic, and pussied out.
- patnoodle0
Fuck his music's loud. I can hear it crystal clear through 3 walls. And his dog's started howling, probably in pain. Bet his ears are bleeding, poor soul.
- patnoodle0
Waterloo again :'(
- strabley0
bison grass vodka? ive never heard of it. must try. i myself am not drunk enough and trying to get a hookup for the night so i can work on my rotoscoping.