if your boss leaves for the day...
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- e-pill
...do you leave soon after?
- strabley1
wha t kinda question is that... of course you leave but you tell someone that you have to run down to the IT guys to check on a script error.
- BonSeff0
zactly! i go with the "touring a new printing press" card
- Tara0
hells yeah
- mayo0
we've got three bosses, but once the big boss leaves, the others usually let us leave early.
- Mimio0
You change the date on your machine edit a bunch of docs, save them, set them to back-up to the fileserver at the end of day, then you bust out of there like the Kool-aid Man(or woman).
- e-pill0
we call our big boss BIG PERM...and he just left...so i guess i wait 3 mintues and then blam-o!
i just needed the xtra push
- grayhood0
i usually take that oppertunity to stay late and work without any pants on.
- Soler0
I walk out of the building, look at the rest of everyone else with a cocky glare, anf leave. dont hide it. ride it.
- lol! if you look confident, they'll assume its for a very important reason!Hombre_Lobo
- sputnik0
lol grayhood!
- strabley0
that shit is fuckign funny, i guess i got it easy cause i work for two departments at the same place so if i wanna leave i just make a comment about going the archives the make a comment at the archives about going back to the csc, the 'need some help with some css'.
werd.
- stabilitee0
lol grayhood
i think nt is going to be my new home away from home, you guys keep rollin all day, actually today a segment ouf our network was down, but i was to busy reading nt my telnet session timed out and i forgot all about it for about 2 hrs!
- lajj0
when the boss leave we smoke at our desks and we print our personnal stuff ...
- industry730
no, that would be unethical ;-)
- e-pill0
my first qbn thread 420 bump!!11!!1!
- lajj0
Ha !
- do you look back at yourself and wonder who you were back then? http://www.qbn.com/t…e-pill
- I believe I lost my job 2 weeks after this post...lajj
- but it was all for the best !lajj
- srsly?? you lost your job??e-pill
- The studio closed, so good thing I had printed stuff for my porfolio !lajj
- they had an oversized plotter?e-pill
- scarabin0
no, because they call back and hang up to see if we're still around
- kona1
leave before the boss and show him who's boss.
- is that what you mumble to yourself when your wife is telling you to go get diapers?e-pill
- we don't use diapers. i let him shit wherever because he's a man and that's what men do.kona
- yeah i'm probably a bad dad.kona
- does he have 95 inch pythons?e-pill
- lol
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- oey0
We party!
- maikel0
the boss is not even in the same office.
if i had to wait for him to leave i would be living in this bloody company...-however... when i leave, i'm fairly sure that the guys reporting to me are (a) off (b) wanking
- I think you can simply combine (a) and (b)ETM
- i was wondering if a n b were separate or one choice.. but spoken backwards.. b then a.e-pill
- Do Brits say 'wanking off', or is it just 'wanking'. Deep intellectual conversation forming here...ETM
- i think they say "Tosser" and "Wanker" or "Fucking Wanker" "Cunt"e-pill
- be a wanker or wanking does not mean that your are literally wanking.maikel
- *being
-also, unlike americans, people here say 'i'm off'maikel