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- DutchBoy
Hitler fulfilled his dream to become a painter?
- Tyrone0
there may have no jews in art then.
- ********0
hmmmm? Only an artist could try and overthrow the world. lol
- Tyrone0
I almost rented this porno the other day called Hitler Sucks! That'a a great name for a porno.
- DutchBoy0
oh my...yer joking not?
- rabattski0
nope. he's not.
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you'll be surprised what they can come up with. personally i like the play with real movies / series. like miami spice instead of miami vice. or shaving ryan's privates instead of saving private ryan. etc.
- DutchBoy0
boy, only 4 posts down in the thread and we are talking porn already!
tsk, typically..
anyway, Miami Spice is a classic. A friend and I were about to rent it to steal some footage for a spiced up VJ-show this friend of mine was preparing for a party and then the guy at the video takeout told me it's really hard to get now and should be considered a bit of a collectors item.
i think he meant the original VHS ones..
haha, funny you mention it tho!
- jox0
- rabattski0
mwaahahahahaaa.... i luv you man! just based on the fact that you went miami spice hunting! that movie is brilliant and it indeed is a classic. saw it lotsa times *and* now after i read your post i'm pissed that i lost my copy. best scene is where the 2 girl coppers arrest a guy in a pool by making his dick hard and hand cuff, well actually dick cuff him to the pool ladder (or whatever you call that thing) and then they drive off in this lamborghini countach :) brilliant!
- ********0
They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it, last night. I couldnt even, believe my eyes.If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today. If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock. They stuck it it in Himmler's(?) sock. They saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard, i found it in my backyard. Everynight it kills a dog, and now it wants, some nightly fun(?) Hitler's cock is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gunna do!
Angry Samoans
(may 16 04, 05:40)
- pascii0
read this:
Norman Spinrad -- The Iron Dream (1972)
A SF novel by Adolf Hitler...Spinrad's funny, disturbing and savage indictment of the fascist aesthetics in much genre SF and fantasy. What if Hitler had become a pulp SF writer in New York? Not a book about that possibility but a book from it. "By the same author: Triumph of the Will and Lord of the Swastika." Brave and nasty.
- DutchBoy0
yup, rabattski, that's one of the best scenes! i remember it was 2 parts, a 2 videobox?
- rabattski0
miami spice on 2 videos? i don't think so. i recall it just being 1 tape. just checked and it's just 1 tape *and* they rereleased it on dvd and it's still available on vhs! woo yay! so far for being it collector's item btw. i wanted to post a link to miami spice's dvd and some cool still screens but i don't want to get flagged. just google on miami spice.
- DutchBoy0
must be confusing it. or it was a special behind 'teh scenes'..
;P
- rabattski0
oooooh that would be snazzy. the making of maybe? or "indepth" interview with the actresses? wooo that's a baaaaad joke.