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- mitsu
i just got a brilliant offer on a new office jobby. i'm serving as a replacement manager, over 8 people mind you, for some guy they let go for a making a pass on a new hire who, as i've been notified, is apparently gay. unfortunately the gay employee felt quite uncomfortable under the circumstances (and rightly so), and put his notice in. there were also reports that the secretary, who purportedly suffers from a sever club foot disorder, had also been harrassed and had been the subject of some lewd remarks in regards to her position as it related to her gender. another event, as i'm told involved said secretary being smitted with the club-end of a 5-iron, leaving a '56k' indention on her forehead - the same amount offered to me for the position. i start in 2 weeks... daft, eh?
- Gilt0010
RAD!!! Now if someone could explain the '56k' thing that I keep seeing on here, I'd be up to par. Up to par, get it, she got hit with a 5 iron??? BWAHhaAHaHA... yeah.
- Tara0
wow, you ready for all that drama?
you're going to be on ricki lake tellin you're story
- stewart0
or dr phill
- tny0
defnitely deftly daft.
smote?
- yott0
and they chose you to be a part of this mad house...
- mitsu0
aye, smote!
- BonSeff0
congrats if you are serious
- mitsu0
congrats accepted, and fully deserved, if i might so humbly add.
Also worth noting, of the many perks include esteemed membership at the rotary club, and complete ownership of desk and other misc belongings of the soon-to-become late manager. i will also become the new proud driver of the company car; a fiery-red nineteen and eighty-eight mercury topaz, which of course will be for chatting up new prospective clients on dining expeditions at the uptown steak n' ale. Spare no expense, I say! daft, eh?
- BonSeff0
if i see you bumping around las colinas in that topaz im gonna tail you like a groupie, and get that automagraf
- Rand0
you're a fucking genius
best idea for a thread ever
- youtea0
where did you say you work?
and yes....daft.
- mitsu0
unfortunately, i am not at liberty to divulge that information. however, it's worth noting that i am being nicely compensated for my exceptional experience, and i've been granted the freedom to hire or fire who i see fit. i can also request any of the eight, (that's 8), employees under me to work late or come in on the weekends to do whatever tasks i might not have finished while out wining and dining prospective clients in the company car. daft, eh?
- Gorbie0
congrats, mitsu.
you're like the americarver.
- Mick0
So you found out all this 'gossip' before you even started working there? Man sounds like a f'dup place if they're that gossipy to people that arn't officially employees yet.
Congrats anyway - sounds like you're happy :)
- Gorbie0
eh's not 'appy
eh's daft!
- BonSeff0
dude, do we still have steak n' ale's here?
lol
- mitsu0
the finest of dining. spare no expense, i always say. company car and fat expense account. with eight employees (that's 6 females and 2 males), no longer do i have to worry about petty trips to the dry cleaners to pick up my dillards-brand pin stripes or redundant for the do-nuts and coffee. i'm bound to get organized with this lot!
- Rand0
so... you were carver all along? daft!
- Peter0
I appreciated Carvers poking fun at everyone. But please don't tell me you were Wendell too. I had a wish for him to be real.
- mitsu0
carver, you say? i believe that's the name of the chap who's job and desk i'm taking as well as all misc belongings left behind, this includes, but isn't limited to a custom 5 iron used for insubordinate employees and allegedly a few skirt-lifting incidents. did i mention the words '56k' are engraved on the on the clubs? ironically, the same amount i was offered for the posish... daft, eh?