incompetance
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- carver
just was thinking last night that it's a good job we're all skilled individuals and don't trade under false pretenses, what i'm getting at, is this thing that happened to my mate, and i feel a tad guilty as a result!
my mate, right, he was wanting to get his dog fixed right, little buggers only a couple of months old, and it was gonna cost him a shitload of money. so i told him about this bloke on my street would do it for the price of a few pints, does it all the time, seemingly. so iain takes kanga along to this bloke and he takes the dog, folds the bugger in half, stuffs it in a welly so only it's little arse is poking out. he then takes a pair of pliers and whacks the nuts off the dog in no-time!
he's chuffed to bits and so is iain at the money he's saved. anyway, he hands him the welly and and pulls the newly fixed dog out and it's dead, bloody suffocated in the welly. the wifes furious. i'll probably have to buy him a new one like. daft eh???
- tomkat0
carver is a nice name for a dog..
get the message?
- tfsmag0
carver's stories are getting less entertaining with each thread he posts...
- Ohood0
i'm not totally sure he was ever entertaining...
- Peter0
Wendell, Carver, I'm just waiting for the new made up persona to funnisize my day
- rasko40
I'm trying to visualise the act but I get stuck a bit when he 'folds the dog in half', just how do you go about folding a dog inhalf? daft eh?!
i think that.
- waynepixel0
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- warheros0
hey, glad i was able to read that one today!
< /sarcasm >
- Chickenhands0
Quote from Carver yesterday -
"irish son, irish, there's a big, big difference"
Can't argue with it ;)
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- ********0
incompetance indeed,
If the dog was folded in half its nose would protrude from the rubber recepticle in which it was stuffed therefore ruling out asphyxiation as a possible cause of death.
As thick in the head as shite in a bottle
- Seph0
theres no punchline, it started promisingly but without a punchline you're pissing in the wind fella.
- ********0
I like Carver, but that probably does nothing for his credibility!
Sorry pal
great story though
- GreedoLives0
on £56K, he can afford a whole kennel of dogs. daft, eh?