Van Helsing
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- nicolas
What a horrible movie. Biggest surprise was the severely poorly done special effects. It looked like people's heads were photoshopped onto dying vampires. The non-existant story was even better. What a let down.
- warheros0
saw it lastnight [stoned], pretty intense. lots of fighting.
the visual effects were pretty bad nicolas, i agree. AGH! those vampires mouths got to me when they started doing it ALL THE TIME. but teh frankenstein was way cool.
- yott0
haven't seen it... still dealing with my underworld trauma
- escapethezoo0
the credits were cool at the end. in fact that was my favourite part of the movie...
No doubt some sell-out's raking it in at his Cali. beach.
- oculasm0
if they packaged shit, that would be it.
just before the credits when they did that cheesy montage in the skies, I laughed so hard in the cinema that people a couple rows behind me started laughing too..
- escapethezoo0
Kate Beckinsale manages to survive 100ft drops from the sky, jumping from burning coaches, fighting demons etc. and then she gets thrown onto a sofa and that's it, the killer blow.
Damn upholstery!
70% of accidents happen in the home you know.
- SF20
I thought that was funny... i was waiting for the zoom out where you see she had impaled herself on something, but apparently it was just the fall onto the couch that killed her.
- Mick0
Agreed - saw it last night... piece of crap. But I love even bad movies so I got something out of it :)
- warheros0
no, it was the awesomeness of van helsing's werewolf-ness that killed her.
- Mick0
Was it just me or was Van Helsings sidekick ja ja binx's second cousin?
- pseudo0
It was Faramir, Captain of Gondor. I liked the film; mindless, non-stop, over-the-top action. Didn't claim to be anything more, and it certainly wasn't.
- warheros0
exactly!
- zeroblade0
say it with me:
http://www.funtrivia.com/playqui…
Many people think Frankenstein is the name of the monster, however, it is actually the name of the doctor who created the monster.
- ********0
hollywood dah
- upDog0
Yeah that movie needed to end quicker.
I couldn't believe the lion king cloud faces at the end. My friend said "simbaaaa" really loudly, and the whole audience laughed. That shows how shitty it was.
And yes that damn friar has to be a close relative of Jar Jar Binks, that family needs to give up comedy, its not working for them.
Over all, horrible movie, Im glad I didn't have to pay to see it.
- ronaldo0
were you guys expecting something more from the creator of the Mummy and the Mummy Returns... both horrible. It's funny how they use that as a selling point in the trailer "from the director of the Mummy and the Mummy Returns" funny stuff
- ozhanlion0
I have slept in the second half. don't dare to watch.
- jevad0
hey - if you're gonna fucking mention key parts of a movie story then please say so!
- TNDAP0
Too long, if it was 45 minutes shorter you wouldn't have noticed the shitty CGI or swiss cheese plot...Gabrielle! we have history Gabrielle, you killed me...Well, I'ma kill you again, bub!
- jevad0
fuck man...i WAS really looking forward to this!! THink I will wait for the DVD now...ya bastids!
^_^
- grayhood0
i am suppose to see this tonight, with an ex-girl friend no less, i better have a few drinks first.