DJ TV??
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- carver
i was just thinking the other night, when i was tidying out some of my walk-in cupboards, i found my old 'decks', and me 'tins' (industry crack for headphones)you see i used to dj a lot in the early 90's and i'm thinking of starting it up again, i was priddy useful by the way, real popular with zee ladies...the ladies of spain! when i slipped on me 'tins' ,it got me thinking there should be more DJ programmes on TV, you like how to DJ basically, a bit like rockschool used to be. with an expert, right,(somebody with my experience for example, not some superstar dj homo)-they would each week maybe learn the kids in the audience about Cueing, Bleeding, maybe a little bit on train wrecking in the last episode. you could call the TV programme Crossfader or some shite that. in the half way spot, you could get some fuckin' kid to come on for a tagging demo, maybe some bmx shit, some thin polish chicks and some black kids in the crowd and i reckon you might have a beezer fuckin TV slot, tuesday nights at 10pm, ace! me and my business partners are just pulling together a proposal, and try and get the fucker sent off to a well known TV station by friday....watch this space. daft eh?
- silencer0
Sound like Dance Energy mate.
- silencer0
You could be a 'white' Normsky.
- rasko40
yoyo word to your relatives and relations flyboy carvedaddy, fo reel.
Me be tinking this is a spiffing idea carvedaddy, you be illing wit da bling and all that old chap and I'm pretty darn sure you got mad skillz on da wheels of steel innit.
Good luck with it me old carvedaddy, NuFf R3Sp3Ct!!!
- rabattski0
isn't there a dj school somewhere?
- silencer0
'CarveDaddy' haha
- geeque0
normski and janet street porter were the most unlikely couple!
- ad10
that's daft enough to wika-wik-wik-work! DJ Peltmaster on a 56K rig.
fur-lined fer-resh!
- carver0
i think it'll be grand, i was even getting a little promo video done to send off with proposal to a weel known TV company. my mate charles, right ,has an editing studio(hi-band no less!!), so we'll mock-up the whole fuckin' tv set up like, ramps, pole dancing accoutrements, i got some other mates that are joiners and plasterers, i know tradesmen, you see.we'll recreate a mini-fuckin elstree in my warehouse. i got two black mates, they're up for it, and my polish bird is bringing some of her gymnast mates along , and i'll be dropping the bombs of course! i'll pay the lot of them of aswell like, coupla hundred, i can see this coming off, and i'll be exec producer. daft eh??
- rasko40
carvers bitches melting like ice cream dreams watchin pelting
56k modem connection you know he rode em and wrecked em in the rectum
respected member in the rotary and circles of society, respect his member in the darkest stages of sobriety, carvers comin through with his fingers in your poo, coming fully packed with the rats and the rotastax, ready to fill yo puny ass to the max!!
- carver0
rask mate, if i could ever take yer delivery seriously i'd consider getting you for a coupla voice overs and that, just been sketching out on a little TV company logo at the same fuckin time man, 56K TV...
daft eh?
- rasko40
56KTV sounds good.. err . I mean 'dope fresh', maybe you wanna get a blingle (expensive /black version of a jingle) like they have on american commercial radio, the sound of the street in the background, maybe some sirens and gunshots or just the sound of biatches boglin' in grease.
- kodap0
that should be daft phunk.
- josimarX0
I can't remember any biatches boglin' in Grease rasko? You mean the pink ladies... weren't they doing the twist or some shit.
- rasko40
phwoar imagine that, the T-Birds rolling around in a fucking big vat of castrol, olivia newton-john lubing up her boob tube.. goooooooorrrgh
- josimarX0
goooooooorrrgh indeed, ONJ was hot, still is too, I think.
- carver0
the little promo video is a wrap(film terminolgy for 'that's it done') a WRAP!! get in!
yep, a TV concept called Crossfader dealing with the dark arts of the fuckin' DJ ,is ready to be sent off to 2 well known TV companies! a little slot on tagging, bmx'in,three polish gymnasts and human beatbox and shit. i'll be the exec-producer, and i'm sure it'll work, i been studying trends for a while now! could be a money-spinner! i'll let you kids know! i did think about calling it Xfader, X for cross..daft eh?
- ldww0
carver, whats the url to this mega hot business you speak about so much?
- rasko40
you leave teh carver alone ya big bullies, business is business and a man of carvers earning potential cant afford (although he can afford a lot, including a polish wife and a beautiful vintage motor) to go throwing the MegaBrand™ around in this squallid environment, what would the rotary club think?
