cheap lunch is bollocks!
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- carver
just came back in from lunch, normally i go to a proper restaraunt but, wine and stuff, select crowd. but today, i felt like a change..you know, cos it was sunny and there was loadsa fanny on the street i went for a stroll with my new digital camera(£540, bought yesterday, it was wages day) for some park bench shots for the 'archive'. anyway, i goes into this place, you can immediately tell what it's like, i just want chips and a corned beef sandwich and small eel pie, but there's a pierced poisoned dwarf dyke behind the counter and a fruit with a shaved head lisping away about these new fuckin' olives, how nice it is for him and his bumchum to sit an eat olives on a friday nite. anyway, i says can i get corned beef then and brown sauce eh?, nah nah they're off that trip now man. so i have a can of this homo juice right, and i have to crush the fuckin' can when i'm done, there's a photo of a man's arse on the wall, because it's meant to be art, and all these little bufties comin' in with cheap suits, wanting freeze dried decaf FREE TRADE coffee, FREE TRADE??what a load of shit! then i spies a bit of shit under one of the tables, probably from one of the shitkickers boots, probably a dog in the back kitchen, so i'm right up to the counter saying i'll get you shut down you new age veg deviants, it's not fucking gaytown ! i 'm off to see my solicitor mates this afternoon, see what case i got, i want the place closed, it's a hazard...fuck sake i could buy the whole place!!!! i'll let you know the outcome .daft eh?
- ********0
still waiting for that url carver?
- rasko40
never trust a veggie dyke with shit on the floor.
- mrdobolina0
thats printed on the backside of our money in the US, rasko.
- Bitlounge0
You can't be for real...
- silencer0
Fact: Carver is a convicted rapist.
- silencer0
Daft Eh?
- donal0
Should have joined me in Gilbaud's.
Nothing beats snorting truffles whilst enjoying a vibro-foot spa filled with Château La Mondotte Saint-Emilion 1996.
- pascii0
there once was a really gloopy veck who did not like his food...
carver has the poor do the rabbit for him under slavelike conditions while he gets all the credit and the pretty polly.
- ********0
U think that’s bad?
Yesterday I had to endure two gay men placing knitting needles down the eyes of one anothers other penis' out the front of a cafe with rainbows painted all over it, whilst I was trying to enjoy a glass of orangina and a roll up whilst reading the Sun and minding my own business.
I was utterly appalled
Last time I shop on Old Compton Street.
The place has really gone to the dogs of late.
- ldww0
yea someones daft, dunno if its the cafe thou.
so today i woke up, on my 1 million thread count sheets (they are a one of a kind, and no one has better) and then got into my new enzo and zoomed to bergdorf to get a new suit (i never wear the same thing twice) and then finally got to work, no one was working (you see i am the boss, the big cheese, the chief) so i had to smack them around (i make 800,000 $US a year, so i can slap anyone) and here i am.
- pascii0
you bugatty vecks - how about spend some pretty polly to me?
- carver0
hark at the swiss homo! you just discovered the burgess dictionary and now yer gonna bore us all left, right an fuckin' centre withit now??
- BonSeff0
"a fruit with a shaved head lisping away about these new fuckin' olives"
thanks carver, now i gotta clean the coffee off my monitor.
- kodap0
carver is a funny guy indeed.
you definately should write a book.
- pascii0
...even a homo can have some nasty fun with like a foreign language carver.
kodap is right. maybe you are a daft potatoe - but a dobby writer!
- ********0
URL???????