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- grayhood0
* snaps some Polaroid's.
* runs to bathroom.
- tfsmag0
dear dita,
thank you for you showing of cleavage.. if i'm not mistaken, girls get into the NTNC automatically for bearing their breasteses....
love,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, blah blah blah blah, boobie inspector NTNC
- grayhood0
deat NTNC,
please send Dita her black and red ninja girl uniform and have her pose for a new NTNC group portrait.
regards,
grayhood
co-founder, nutritionalest, pimp,
NTNC
- tfsmag0
dear dita,
your black and red ninja girl outfit is in the mail... welcome to the team.
kisses and hugs,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, nick-name giver, bitchslap hander outer, boobie inspector NTNCPS: ignore the greased up swede waving his arms wildly over in the corner.
- ********0
dear tfsmag
thank you granting me entry into the NTNC group. I am really looking forward to our first meeting.
love n hugs
dita
co-founder, ass-wipe cloth, cleavage flasher, carver, wendell
- ********0
Dear grayhood,
please ensure that my black and red ninja suit is synthetic free.
yours forever
dita
co-founder, ass-wipe cloth, cleavage flasher, carver, wendell
- pascii0
i wanna join NTNC! i am the evil master of the cheese schwing-a-ding technique and am blessed with bad breath and humour.
- jox0
dear tree house club,
it is sad to witness that you are now letting girls in. That only proves our treehouse really is cooler than yours.
love,
jox
- grayhood0
dear dita,
100% natural chinese silk, strait from the worms ass to your body. nothing but the best for the NTNC.
xoxox,
grayhood
co-founder, nutritionalest, pimp, silk worm wrangler
NTNC
- tfsmag0
dear jox,
while you like to refer to your den of man-love as a 'tree-house' we like to refer to our facilities as our training 'compound' please use the proper terminology in posts from this point forward...
love,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, nick-name giver, bitchslap hander outer NTNCPS: icuh8n
- tfsmag0
dear grahood,
i think we need to start a thread for the membership trials for pascii, buddylee, and anyone else who would like admittance into the NTNC? perhaps a battle royale between the participants while we stand on the sidelines and judge their technique?
love and snuggles,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, nick-name giver, bitchslap hander outer NTNC
- jox0
dear NTNC,
my tree house is falling apart. Apparently Rand is not a very good handyman, since he built it. Are you still accepting applications from scandies?
With love,
Jox
- buddylee0
Dear NTNC Board of New Memberships,
In my earlier request for membership into your organization I failed to mention that I already have a uniform in good working condition.
The uniform is based off traditional Mexican “gangster’ attire, with the exception of the exposed male nipples.
Please review my uniform and let me know if there are any further modifications you would all like to see made.
Best regards,
BuddyLee Newman,
Future Member of NTNC
- grayhood0
dear teh jox,
i think all the oil you rub on your chest is seeping into your brain. if you want to have an all male boobie free tree house thats just fine with us, give a call when you hit puberty.
salutations,
grayhood
co-founder, nutritionalest, pimp, silk worm wrangler
NTNC
- Gilt0010
Dear NTNC,
Watch yer back, the skulldeathclan is hot on your trail.
Cheers,
- tfsmag0
dear jox,
please craft a ninja costume on your southpark character and prepare for the trials.... we do not hold grudges at the NTNC.
love,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, nick-name giver, bitchslap hander outer NTNC
- grayhood0
dear buddylee,
your uniform is aceptable as long as you ad some chinese throwing star piercings to your exposed man nipples al-la janet jackson. this is all application pending of course.
grayhood
co-founder, nutritionalest, pimp, silk worm wrangler
NTNC
- tfsmag0
dear buddylee,
i think that is one hott ninja outfit, this will definitely be taken into consideration on your application.
love,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, nick-name giver, bitchslap hander outer NTNC
- grayhood0
dear tfsmag,
i agree a new thread must be created. the applicants will battle amongst themselves, and or any members of the skulldeathclan that might show up to try to cause trouble. you e-wo and i shall judge, and if needs be, join the dray to kick some ass.
bubbles,grayhood
co-founder, nutritionalest, pimp, silk worm wrangler
NTNC
- tfsmag0
dear Gilt001,
you can't just put on your daddies ski mask and pretend to be ninjas.... tell the skulldeathclan to 'bring it' and that if they feel 'froggy' go ahead and leap.
love,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, space-time rifter, nick-name giver, bitchslap hander outer NTNCPS: that poor fool behind e-wo has know idea that e-wo can summon jim varney on a whim!