Dear grayhood
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Dearest Greyhood.
You chillin friday?
Best Wishes,
me
- ********0
Grayhood,
typo
- me
- grayhood0
* drops pants and points ass at ewolverton, the dreaded ACIENT ROTTING ASS AIR TENIQUE™ coupled with tfsmag's HELICOPTER OF DOOM™ may spell the end for young ewolverton.
- elwolverton0
* engages FLYING DEATH TOE™, bouncing from crotch to crotch in an instand kick-fest
- elwolverton0
* grabs crothless patch in suit, folds legs Indian-style, and floats up to the ceiling in a cylinder of light. chorale accompanies, naturally.
- tfsmag0
AHA! you are showing promise young one!
*speeds up HELICOPTER OF DOOM™ until penis is spinning so fast that it cannot be seen....
*unseen force starts smacking ewolverton all up in the face, knocking him out of his crotchless trance.
*tfsmag's penis is spinning so fast that the HELICOPTER OF DOOM™ has started to create a rip in the space-time continuum and innocents are getting sucked into the vaccum of hyperspace
"NOW EWOLVERTON, YOUR FINAL TEST WILL BE TO ESCAPE THE TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME MY PENIS HAS CREATED!"
- ********0
dear greyhood -
you are gay
-love mum
- grayhood0
how did my mum get in here?
* pulls up pants and tried to explain self.
- elwolverton0
as elwolverton's doom seems eminent, spiraling towards the penis-induced space-time rift, he sends out a psychic distress call.
From the depths of death's veil, Jim Varney answers the call. Speeding the the rescue in an AC repairman's jumpsuit, riding a maroon Vespa, Jim grabs elwolverton just inches away from the threat of tfsmag's penis rift.
"Thanks, Jim!"
"You're welcome, Evin"
"Well. I'll be off now. Got a new film shoot: Ernest Goes To Hell."
"Sounds cool. I've got your back"elwolverton returns to the site of the rift, armed with a Flow-bee™. Carefully attaching the nozzle to tfsmag's dong, he counteracts the spinning suction--causing a deafening explosion of pastel colours and Lil Jon shouts.
A friendly handshake concludes.
- tfsmag0
welcome to the NTNC!
*hands ewolverton new crotchless ninja suit with flower pattern.
*pulls a copy of the handbook, and a decoder ring out of grayhood's bum
- grayhood0
luckly haveing shaved his ENTIRE body earlier today (for reasons he would rather not disclose) grayhood is immune to elwolverton's floo-bee™ attack.
grayhood cart wheeels gheyly over to rescue tfsmag unit from certin doom
- grayhood0
you mean i cart wheeled naked and hairless for nothing?
- tfsmag0
dude, HE CAN SUMMON JIM VARNEY!!!
you know EARNEST!
- grayhood0
true that is pretty bad ass.
- jox0
dear grayhood and tfsmag,
What is the best way to prove my ninjaness?
Sincerely,
jox
- tfsmag0
dear jox,
due to your previous battles, we were going to let you in based on prinicple....
HOWEVER, since you chose to show us no love in your NT Quotes poll, we have decided you DO need to prove your dedication to the NTNC by a yet to be determined test that grayhood, myself, and our newest member ewolverton will come up with.
be ready to rumble.
love,
tfsmag
co-founder, slut, creator of space-rifts NTNC
- elwolverton0
handbook accepted.
gracious thanks for acceptance.
and sorry for making you touch a flow-bee.how can i strengthen my alliance?
proof of my ninja roots:
http://www.studentfilmfestival.o…
- jox0
Dear tfsmag,
WHAT? I thought you said I HAD PROVEN MYSELF in previous battles, but that *ewolverton* needed to prove himself!!! NOT ME! I AM A FINE FUCKING MEMBER, I SHOULD BE TEACHING *YOU* GUYS NINJA-MOVES, YOU ELITIST WANNABE BIATCHES!
Please disregard from my application.
With love,
jox
- tfsmag0
dear jox,
we decided to kick you out for not using NINJA DEATH BLOSSOM™ in your poll... you now have to re-apply.
love,
tfsmag
- elwolverton0
* going to the CSU library to use as many IPs on voting for NINJA DEATH BLOSSOM™ as possible