Mewstoday®
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- carver
myself and my business associate ian donald are currently in the process of registering the domain name/URL( thats' Uniform Resource Locator)-MEWSTODAY®. it will be a site dedicated to one of our new ventures, buying, renovating, converting, restoring and selling Mews property, Mews being old private stables, or a small street, alley, or courtyard on which such buildings stand!! so it should be fun, my nous suggests it will be a success, haha, i should register Noustoday® also! should be real moneyspinner this one, i may even double my salary, it is currently £56k! that's roughly 83,800 euros and just over $99,000. daft eh!
- josimar0
you live in a box and beg for pennies to spend accessing NT in your local '3 coins' kwality kaff.
you don't fool me.
- ********0
daft, lord cuntfordshire!
- rasko40
I can actually sense your threads carver, I knew it was you and I knew the contents before I even clicked.
Take from that what you will.
- _salisae_0
flop houses?
- dan100200z0
here we go.... ;(
- carver0
so, raskers you can sense me coming, that IS a skill, i shall secrete when you are least expecting it, ah, you will be clandestinally buggered ,and josimar, you müller yoghurt throwing fiend, there may be a day when everybody may have to don the afforesaid 'cardboard' box when traversing the street opposite your fucking mudhut, you yop bacteria junkie. it is actually my dear business associate iain donald that was ejaculated upon from the arrow slits of your office window! i shall be having a meeting with iain donald shortly and shall prod him on the finer points of the yoghurt barons! daft eh?
- ********0
tee hee! flop houses rock
- josimar0
that wasn't yoghurt, we gayed on him.
- effeuelle0
buy Bewstoday®
why not?
- waynepixel0
your such a freak carver. give me some money, guy yuhurt boy.
- bmxboy0
Brewstoday®
I've had 3 now
- esnk0
And why not upgrade your local church?!
Pewstoday®
- dstlb0
Bruisetoday® - Where do you want it?
- Gorbie0
reading carver's post makes me feel like wendell must feel.
- nessdog0
I'm going to buy poostoday.com
We will essentially collect and recycle faeces.
- rasko40
recycle it, what, back into recognisable food? awesome, thats going to be so much better than just scooping it off the floor straight.
- nessdog0
Do you want in on my master plan then Rasko? , near Halifax
Meet me at the Elland sewerage at 10:30pm tonight. We're going fishing.
- nessdog0
*remember to check before broadcast*
Do you want in on my master plan then Rasko?
Meet me at the Elland sewerage, near Halifax at 10:30pm tonight. We're going fishing.
- esnk0
Suetoday® - For a richer tommorow.
- rasko40
excellent, I'll bring my TurdNet®, waders and some scat zines to prepare us.