I saw Danny Glover!!!!
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- jox
So there I was on my way home from work. I stop by the store to grab dinner for tonight. On my way to the checkout counter I walk through the cereal aisle, and I see this black guy holding up a box of Choco Pops, inspecting it carefully.
I could've sworn I've seen him some place before, I just couldn't remember where! As I stood there looking at him (very discreet, from a distance), his phone rang and he said something - and I was like "I KNOW THAT VOICE!" LETHAL WEAPON!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?
I hated myself for a second because I couldn't remember his real name(!) so I didn't talk to him (would be pretty embarrassing to call him Murtaugh(sp?)- but I swear to fucking god it was him!!
When I got home and checked out the newspaper sites it said he's in town to shoot a film...
How cool am I??
- shutdown0
you didn't get his autograph, you didn't say hi, you didn't offer to pay for his choco pops
you are so uncool :)
- jox0
Only because I couldn't remember his name! I would've look like a total idiot! "Hey man, you're like.. totally FAMOUS! Can I have your autograph? Um, what's your name again?"
- meok0
- jox0
I'm not sure I get it, Loc. What are you insinuating? That I'm a German tourist in Uruguay?
- meok0
- meok0
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- tfsmag0
i'm surprised you didn't proposition him... i hear he likes pasty little euros!
- meok0
fuck it
- jox0
hahahah, no I got it Monty, there's folder access if you lose the file name in the url.
And with that said;
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/…
- woodyBatts0
Dude I woulda been like "Roger, that's a special forces tattoo"
I was at the school I used to teach at, and I went into the bathroom, and i remember it smelled really really bad in there, and sure enough David Byrne from the talking heads walked out, we had like a 5 mintue conversation over me taking a leak then washing my hands, he then bummed a smoke of me. The bathroom is a great equalizer.
- jox0
Actually tfs, his phone call was about "fruity little sk8rs" and how he likes to "teach them lessons". I slipped a note with your phone no. on it down his pocket, btw. I said your name was Riggs.
- rasko40
jox will be sniffing round his trailer later with some white powder and a packet of cheesepipe clingfilms.
"I'll be your love glove bruvver glover "
- tfsmag0
^^^ rasko is right!
hahahaha
- jox0
aah aah aah
- jox0
(that was reversed laughter)
- nospacebar0
You and Danny Glover both put your pants on one leg at a time. But after he puts his pants on, he makes gold records.
- tfsmag0
danny glover has a gold record???
wtf?
- sputnik0
hahaha!
danny glover is a racist. saw him speak at a university once (schools PAY him for this crap) and i had to walk out.
sorry...don't like the man.
- tfsmag0
you'd be racist too if you were black and everyone only knew you as mel gibson's bitch!
- jox0
hahah, good point.