know anyone famous?
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- nessdog0
No, well maybe if they'd been a twat to me.
Revenge is ugly, but oh so sweet.
- shutdown0
do it!!
tell them you had a spit roast and she looooved it
- jox0
Haha, that reminds me of that Ali G interview with them, "can I bone your missus?"
- JamesEngage0
I have a friend that airbrushed out kylies nipples in one of her videos, does that count?
- rasko40
I was on the legendary (heheh) Gaz Top hosted 80's hit TV show 'Get Fresh', I once met Rod Hull and Emu and nearly had an onstage fight with a member of the Hellacopters.
None of which I am particularly proud of.
- MR_T0
I woudl have no qualms about selling my story...infact, I would have no qualms lying about a stroy.
When you choose celebrity,, you become part of the fame machine....and it's hypocritical complain about the mechanism that made you rich.
- JamesEngage0
its not hypocritical to complain about someone lying about you
- MR_T0
Are you saying she never lied about anything to do with her fame?
- dstlb0
An old mate of mine was on that SAS Are You Tough Enough programme, but he crapped himself (literally) and got sent home.
- MX_OnD0
Read all about it....
Beckham takes it up the arse while Posh licks OnD's Balls...
hehehehe
then I'll be famous too ;)
- shutdown0
i'd sell my left testicle to airbrush kylies tits
- josimar0
back in the sixties, my mum had lunch with jimmy saville, like a bloody date! eeeeurgh. And I love faux gold jewellery... am I his lovespawn?
- MX_OnD0
josimar
do you have a penchant for "fixing it" for wee kiddies??
if so yes you are the saville incarnate.
- carver0
hey josé mar!
did fuckin' jimi savillo have a penchant for müller lite yoghurt then??dear jim,
can you fix it for me to sit at a high, high window and throw yoghurt at unsuspecting pedestrians below. i think it will be fun, then maybe you can put the leftovers in my jackson flan , before stepping out of your skyblue shellsuit and bumming me!
from josédaft eh?
- shutdown0
is he still alive? or is he still running the london marathon from last year?
- rasko40
you cant forgive a man that has suede wallpaper and lives in a caravan at the bottom of his garden.
- Ohood0
not friends really, but i have met most of the cast of spaced, including the guy who did the voice of darth maul...
another, slightly weaker one, is bonnie langford toasted my birth at a bar someplace with my dad.
one of the guys who used to present playschool and is now responsable for some of the more famous kids tv today (i think) gave me a toy for my 3rd birthday or something.
i was in the background of an episode of street mate once too, davina is very short in real life... might have been the distance mind.
- shutdown0
anyone got a Blue Peter badge?
- rasko40
YAY! I have a Blue Peter badge.. somewhere.
I won one of those terracotta miniature soldier dudes.. well my Mum made me enter so actually she won it.. and I never used the BP badge for any of its amazing features.
Its not even a blue peter badge shape, its just a cheapo fucking pin badge, you could make your own. humbugs!