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- gradysgirl0
allo carver, I am wondering if it is a payment / immigration businees you have with your polish woman, does she let you in her for money or is it not in that way or do you find real love for this gymnast. You are rich man, maybe she is digging your gold because at the same time you are sounding vulgar/dirty.
- brooke0
Gradysgirl is my new best friend.
Carver, you are a dick. Have a nice day.
- carver0
me and anja have an very open relationship, i'm open to offers, and she's always open for me. she don't do the english too well, but i communicate through the language of love. i mean , if she was gold digging..who cares, i got shitloads of brass anyway. i have a little rhyme that i often say to her, "56k is just ok" she's quite a bit younger than i am, and she's that supple she can secrete her nubile frame under my desk in reverse cowgirl position and i can keep my 'stabilo boss original flourescent felt tip' in her jackson flan for half the morning without anybody in the office twigging. the gay can't do that, so it's 1-0 to carver there!!
- ********0
Good to see you americans havn't lost your sense of humour
- ********0
Carver..can you elaborate on what a jackson flan is?
- rasko40
you have one of those east european penholders aswell carver, its really stopped me chewing my pen but at least once I month I still manage to get red ink all over my face.
- gradysgirl0
heehee you are a funny boy carver, very dirty in your mind - full of magazine pornography I am thinking yes? Maybe one day it will be real that you have something real to put your saucison inside - much better than putting beef between your sofa cushions heeheehee!
- carver0
jackson flan, there or there abouts, son>>
- carver0
hey gravygirl, you're like, i dunno, wendell's fuckin' sister, i think that, yes?
saucison???
"heeheehee"
- gradysgirl0
you are some idiot carver!! I am no sister of the boy wendell, my English is not so stupid as that man, I can not even understand what it is he is talking about, take it back!
\(>_
- ********0
Thanks Carver mate...glad we cleared that up.
BUt where in the hell does it coem from? And does the GAY use it? I don't like using no queer words.
- shaft0
Carver, you're my hero. Just one thing. When you talk about a trophy girlfriend, who happens to be an ex beauty queen, skip the "ex". "Beauty queen" will sound so much better without it :)
- carver0
point taken 'shaft', bonny bobby shaft-oh! d'ya also get called the shafter or?
inspired btw, mate!
and another thing gravygirl, when you say 'take it back' do you happen to mean 'take it in the backstage'?? or??
you sure you ain't related to the little kraut, i mean, french and german, same shit innit??
- gradysgirl0
Its not gravy its grady you naughty man!
when you are saying 'backstage' I am thinking you mean anal sex are you not? very nosey you are mickey carver, very nosey - maybe I will not tell you how I enjoy my sex times, maybe it is to overload your little mind! \(>_*)/
- carver0
gravy or grady, whatever...does one entertain the backsatge prophecies, so to speak?? my vast experience of france suggests..OUI DO!