Ban the public!
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Part of my job is to answer the phone and give tech support to members of the public.
So I got a call from a bloke saying he can't get on the website.
I started with my usual stuff..Are you typing in the right web address, what browser, who are you connected with etc and got nothing but "I dunno" answers.
So I start the next part of guiding the user:
Me: Are you in front of your computer now sir?"
Him: No, I don't have one!
GRrrrrrrrr!!!!
- jevad0
have him shot.
- AD___________0
I don't have a computer either.
- phatlee0
computer, eh???
- grayhood0
oh, i thought it said pubic.
nevermind.
- Sep0
Be glad you don't work in a print shop.
"I got this image from the internet and I want it in color on A1 size."
"..."
- Gorbie0
"So basically this magazine could have been 22 pages instead of this 24 pages... right?"
yes... as soon as we discover 1 dimensional paper.
- Sep0
"Here you go, my own heavily textured drawning paper, a picture of my son, a word document on a defect floppy disc and some figures carved out of a fucking potato.I'll be back to pick up the 50 birthday cards in half an hour. Ok?"
"..."
- Skylark0
hang him in the pubic, oh no, I mean the public.
- xrusos0
"why don't you just copy one of your existing sites, but put my content in there and change the logo and colors."
- fifty500
"why don't you just copy one of your existing sites, but put my content in there and change the logo and colors."
xrusos
(apr 6 04, 12:48)Dear lord, I hear that one all the time... magazines, websites, etc... these people should be shot