enema's. the ugly truth.
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- eggnog
what's the deal with enema's? anyone here had one, or have knowledge of any close associates having one? i'm seriously considering it because my ass stinks. i used to eat way to much processed meat and grease and such. seriously. i'm afraid of ass cancer and i want to find out just how terrible this procedure is.
- grayhood0
ask tfsmag, he has 3 or 4 a week.
- eggnog0
hmmmm. that seems excessive.
- K_Fresh0
Get one. Take some video, write a review. Post it up.
Personally, nobody is gonna vacuum out my ass treasures but feel free to induldge.
- mg330
Sounds like you're getting colonics and enemas mixed up a bit. They're kind of the same, but if you want to get all the crap and grease and garbage out of your pipes, a colonic is what you need.
Was gonna get one last year but kind of forgot about my interest in them.I hear they're better than sex, though.
- Mimio0
I say go for it, there are health benefits.
- mrdobolina0
mg, it takes place in your ass, what kinda sex you been getting lately, playboy? ;)
- grayhood0
ass sex i guess.
- tfsmag0
my three or four a week is nothing compared to grayhood doing it once a day with skim milk.
- elwolverton0
enemas aren't so bad. they're definitely uncomfortable. but they work.
also, try a dose of "colon cleanse." wash it down with a glass of aloe vera juice (not gel).
- grayhood0
dude,
that.
wasn't.
skim.
milk.
- tfsmag0
omg!
*cheeks puff up with vomit as tfsmag runs to the bathroom
- mg330
Haha :D
Never got one. I hear for some people it's like a spiritual thing, symbolic of getting rid of all your toxins.
From that WWW:
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS?
Colonics offer relief from a variety of disturbances by cleansing the Colon of Impacted and Putrefactive Fecal Matter.
Fatigue, Gas, Headaches, Irritability, Skin Problems, Cold Hands and Feet, Lethargy are among the problems people have found relieved by Colon Cleansing. Constipation, of course, is another as well as Chronic Diarrhea. Your sense of well-being is often dramatically improved with the Colonic Process or Colon Cleansing. You feel lighter, more energetic.
The body can again assimilate food in the Colon and better defend itself against disease. Natural Peristalsis, Tone and Regularity are restored and many Serious Diseases may be averted through this gentle, sterile, scientific technique. Colonics are a key factor in the restoration of the body's natural balance or what we call good health.
Hmmm, a night out boozing it up, or a tube up the butt?
Either way I'm sure I'll spend $100!
- jevad0
that guardian article is stunning. now I want one
- mg330
Yah, thanks for the article mimio, it's the second great article I've read on the Guardian this week (Kubrick is the other)
Makes me want one so much more. I love the idea of doing something that makes you feel healthy and know why.
- eggnog0
thanks for all the great info guys. i think i'm going to do it. who knows, it might be fun.
- ********0
that shit must be heaven for gay men
- ********0
and the fucking article reminds me of the beach with leonardo difaglio
