April Tomfoolery
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- DavidFelt
Get anyone good this year?
I just broke into a friends office in the same building before he came into work and changed the m & n letters around on his keyboard!!!! He's still scratching his head and I just caught him borrowing a new keyboard off a friend! ;)
- josimar0
congratulations.
- rasko40
I prefer pancake day, you get pancakes, April fools is shit, no pancakes no nuttin.
- carver0
josimar, i bet i can hazard a guess that on your crazy, crazy crazy, april fools day, there's loads of poor unsuspecting souls walking about covered, head-to-toe in müller lite yoghurt flung from above...
- -_MU_-0
I got our database manager. Adjusted his over complicated office chair last night. Now the seat tilts forward at 10 degrees, and the back tilts forward bu 5 degrees. He was not a happy bunny when he tried to squeeze his tubby ass into that shit! heh, he's still trying to recalibrate it. Not my best ever but all i got today...
- josimar0
the big joke was, they didn't get their yoghurt this morning. the crowds were there waiting for it as usual, like pilgrims at the pope's balcony.
they really wanted creaming too, how we laughed.
- carver0
ha...we've been having a little issue in my open plan knoll workstation festooned office at the mo'! it was initially the result of me threatening to hire a Gay for the office for weeks. of course i DID, but this morning i told my compadrés and co-workers that i had reneged on my decision. imagine the fuckin' barney that will ensue, first thing tuesday when a real live homosexualist comes mincing into my office. daft eh?
- woodyBatts0
I just called my neice and told her to tell my sister I was gay...She's 2
:)
- ********0
Are you the GAY that carver hired?
- woodyBatts0
maybe i am maybe i'm not!
did you hear he makes £56k
- mijlee0
Not mine but someone started a rumor that The Glastonbury Tickets have gone on sale before schedule and are now all sold out.
Apparently Crusty types up and down the UK are livid :)