last day of work
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- abizzyman
it's my last day here.
what shenanigans shall I get into?
- donal0
try the classic "drop shot" - you lift up the cistern on the toilet, curl one in and hey presto!
- toastie0
run through the office naked and waving your arms like a crazy person, jump up on your bosse's desk and start kicking shit off.
- abizzyman0
i want to get creative with my nipples...
... suggestions?
- Mimio0
One word...and it's...
SABOTAGE!
- GreedoLives0
scan a naughty body part and cc it to everyone.
- p1xelfrog0
A nice urinal dump would work.
What are you up to now bizzy, where you headed to, new place or freelance?
:P
- jakeyj0
just sneak around the office and laugh out loud hysterically periodically... everybody knows your up to something but the suspense of what you're going to do will drive them insane!!
- tny0
pressed hams!
- brooke0
Good for you, Kevy. Be happy!
- tara|gee0
lol this one lady at my old job always had a bunch of gumdrops on her desk - and we used to put em in our bras so it looked liek we had giant nipples and go up to the owner and be like man its COLD in here!!
- k0na_an0k0
Ketchup packets under the toilet seats.
Two words. Oreos and Toothpaste.
Walk into the server room and start unplugging wires. Make sure you take the wires so they don't just see a wire has been unplugged. Once it's removed it's harder to detect one used to be there.
- tara|gee0
OMG where have u been?
- Mimio0
Man, I wish I worked with taragee, just a bunch of stiffs around here.
- k0na_an0k0
Trapped in this deep hole in the ground with some guy who kept wanting me to put lotion on then put it back in the basket. We finally worked out a deal where he sent me down classic car trader mags and in return I would "put the lotion on the skin"
Nothin happened though between us.
*nervous laugh
how you been my lovely tara gee?
- jox0
Put toe nails in people's coffee. That's a winner!
- ian0
I suggest replacing all the memory in all the computers with processed sliced cheese.
That or poo.
Always funny.
- buddylee0
Kev, take a dump on the copier
??
or not...
- BonSeff0
haha! nice joe dirt ref kona!
bizzy, after lunch roll in with a wifebeater and a sixer of schlitz and hit on all the ladies.
- brooke0
Carlos, you're SICK. :)
- JazX0
start screwing with people