kOna laughs....
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Just doing a search for some stuff and came across this piece of gold from the kOna. I laughed - alot.
"if someone offered me 11 dollars an hour i'd laugh in their face hysterically, harder and harder i'd laugh until faking a near passing out episode by falling into his desk and knocking all his precious bull-shit he bought with all the extra money he saved. you know the shit. that little metal thingy that when you move it it rocks back and forth. then i'd fake another 'faint' and throw myself into his 'hard work and dedication pays off in the end' b.s. black and white poster of a frigging whale jumping out of the ocean with a sunset in the background and send it crashing to the floor.
after it's all over with i'd sit down and wipe the tears from my eyes and as serious as i could, i'd say "sounds good, where do i sign and when can i start."
oh, and then as he looks at me with that blank expression on his face i'm going to say 'I'M KIDDING YOU STUPID F*CK!" get up and walk out only stopping for a moment to make out with the little hot phone girl working the front desk."
k0na_an0k
(feb 26 03, 14:44)