New Cusswords
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- abizzyman
So this fella I work with came up with a formula for creating new and innovative cusswords.
1.) select a vulgar term
2.) select an object.example:
1. vulgar word = cock
2. object = sponge
3. new word = cockspongeNow, let's use it in a sentence:
"Hey Cocksponge, you gonna finish your fries?"see?! It's easy!
now you try!
(how long will this thread last?)
- grayhood0
1. fuck
2. cake
3. fuckcakelookin' good fuckcake.
yep it works.
- BonSeff0
1. vulgar word = fuck
2. object = stick
3. new word = fuckstickhey fuckstck, you gonna let cocksponge take yo fries?
- 19770
I'm ignoring this thread, you cuntdisk!
- brooke0
Dickbrick...
Oh my god, I am so vulgar!
- grayhood0
these fries suck, hey cuntbasket, pass the katsup.
- abizzyman0
twatfork
YOU'RE ALL TWATFORKS.
i think our U.K. friends will feel right at home w/my use of 'twat' as a vulgar term.
- 19770
I'm a vaginahead out of Hell.
- 19770
This thread should get the pink status. Or whatever the color QBN uses now for remarkable threads...
- abizzyman0
this method does open doors, does it not?
... changed my life. Now when I need to put someone down - I look around for a good object and just toss a 'cock' or 'snatch' in front or behind the object.
... it's useful at work.
- Soler0
bitchmouth
- _salisae_0
cuntpencil
dicklamp
fuckcomputerwhy doesn't it work fo rme?!
- Soler0
i lik ethis one a lot:
snatchstick
I've always been a fan of JERKASS
too
- paulrand0
you're doing it wrong
- swollenelbow0
shit-tickler
- jigger0
gaydesigners
- Soler0
fuck-cup
- abizzyman0
_salisae_,
I think you need to be a little more choosey with your words.
the object has to flow with the vulgar word. Also, reevalueate your word hierchy. Perhaps 'cuntpencil' would work better as 'pencilcunt'. Maybe you could use 'fuck' as a verb.
computerfucker.
just suggestions - I think you're on the right track though.
- Geith0
you've all been flagged.
;)
- abizzyman0
cockflag
that's for you, geith.
:)