Bird Poo..where do you prefer it?
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- K_Fresh
Personally, I like bird poo deep in the forest. Today, the bird prefered it on my pants.
- tny0
riding your bike...usually on the head/neck/shoulders
- GreedoLives0
i only like seagull shit. the vilest substance on earth.
- ********0
Guana as it's scientifically termed can be a pain if it hits you. I actually had to do a presentation on the 'shit' in a Geologic Science class. Paleobioturbation (build-up of Guana and break down of parent rock on small Limestone islands) lol!
- pooch0
on the door handle of my car.
- lnu0
On your hand, running down between your fingers - no paper tissues in sight.
- K_Fresh0
Yeah, this was no seagul. He was eating well because his poop was gourmet. Lucious green and brown tones and it was thick like molasses. His tummy was full of cigarette butts and sidewalk gum.
Walking to work downtown with poop pants is a nice way to start your day.
- dbloc0
on a t-shirt
- Jnr_Madison0
In my mouth.
- blueless0
k_fresh that made me lol i never do that.
One time while on a field trip to sea world (san diego) when I was about 8yrs old. A kid in front of me had the hot dog stolen right out of the bun when he was about to take a bite. Poor kid, cried, wept, longed for another hotdog, he was horrified! I don't think he was ever the same.
I have to say I like to see the bird poo on my neighbors car, for some reason.
- blueless0
The hotdog was stolen by a seagull, sorry about that.
- tymeframe0
i like it on my boss's car
- JamesEngage0
What do you do if a bird shits on your head?
Don't go out with her again... HAHA!
- K_Fresh0
Someone just told me it was good luck. That doesn't really make sense. Getting poop on you is bad luck....because something shit on you.
- paulrand0
when my car has broken down in bumblefuck, switzerland and I'm bseeching the heavens, why me, why me and a bird hits me right between the eyes
- tny0
wow...sounds like a missing scene from "the birds", swiss version, of course.
"when my car has broken down in bumblefuck, switzerland and I'm bseeching the heavens, why me, why me and a bird hits me right between the eyes "
- DutchBoy0
no shit!
i open NT and see this thread.. wtf?
yesterdaynight i parked my car further away cuz there was no space here..under a tree, guess what?
my red VW was completely covered with pigeon crap this morning!!
:/
- JamesEngage0
its a small world
- K_Fresh0
Yeah....a small world filled with those damned dirty winged rats. Dutchboy...I would be a lot happier today if you had hunted him down sewed his sphincter shut. I blame this pooeyness on you. You let him get away....to poop again.
- ********0
I prefer bird poo in my Corn Flakes™